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Lawler Hix :verified:

@SofieLovesYou @lina "Google, why is it that when you rebranded to Alphabet Inc, you chose to sunset your longstanding motto, 'Don't be evil?'"

"Well you see John Q public, go fuck yourself."

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@lawlznet @lina I think they rebranded to Alphabet to make people think they make children’s toys or something.

or to sound like a business that Dr. Evil made to cover up his dastardly plot.

Like literally it’s so funny, it’s like naming your business “Integers” and expecting people not to think you ran out of ideas

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