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bram dingelstad :nb_flag:

this has to be the most hilarious popup i've had ever #Obsidian

169 comments
Karl Urban

@bram they just want to troll Emacs users.

Bernard Blek

@bram vim is the reason why most of the people give up on linux after 2 minutes šŸ˜€

Stefan Scholl

@bram Strange, that a vi mode is called vim mode.

Alex Schroeder

@bram @lostpaolo This is hilarious! Also reminds me of the ā€œstandard editorā€ joke that comes in the Emacs distribution, reposted here: emacswiki.org/emacs/TheTruePat

The part that always makes me laugh:

Ā«Letā€™s look at a typical noviceā€™s session with the mighty ed:

golem> ed

?
help
?
?
?
quit
?
exit
?
bye
?
hello?
?
eat flaming death
?
C
?
C
?
D
?

Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm the novice with verbosity.Ā»

@bram @lostpaolo This is hilarious! Also reminds me of the ā€œstandard editorā€ joke that comes in the Emacs distribution, reposted here: emacswiki.org/emacs/TheTruePat

The part that always makes me laugh:

Ā«Letā€™s look at a typical noviceā€™s session with the mighty ed:

golem> ed

?
help
?
?
?
quit
?
exit
?
bye
?
hello?
?
eat flaming death
?
C
?
C
?
D
?

Fish Id Wardrobe

@bram I can confirm that the variations of the right command all seem to be accepted. And that Vim mode is not half bad. Dot does not work, but that would be a bit of a stretch. You can enter EX commands!

Stephen Drennan

@bram
There should be a pop-up with a 3hr essay paper to complete for anyone using the ā€˜Reply Allā€™ button on email.

Deer Witch, Cypress of Baths

@bram @glitch25 LOVE this. Reminded me of a diff knowledge security:

I used to work with a programming console had a one motion enable/disable screens & buttons shortcut that was the same on every install of that device.

There were optional username/password features, but the shortcut was generally accepted as secure enough because anyone whoā€™d activate it would have at least a basic knowledge of what they were getting into.

Security: terrible in theory, effective enough in practice.

Mark Burge

@moss heh, I know exactly what console and key combo youā€™re talking about.

Deer Witch, Cypress of Baths

@Makr I think youā€™re thinking of the 3 letter company, cause thatā€™s at least a combo! 2 letter is a single press which feels even more absurd, but yes, exactly

Mark Burge

@moss single press? Whatā€™s next, a half press?

(Donā€™t mind me, Iā€™m just just bringing in obscure speed running modes into a conversation about nothing remotely related)

Cal Alaera

@Makr @moss Did you know you can speed up your exit of vim by a frame if you buffer the Z-press while you press and release Alt? /joke

Paul Zawada

@bram They should have asked you to prove you *really* know VIM by asking you to perform a global search and replace operation.

AwesumIndustrys

@bram the answer of course is to yank the power cord of your computer.

DistroHopper39B :verified:

@bram do ps -aux, find the ID of vim, and then do kill -9 <that id>

David Nash

@bram I thought everyone knew the answer to this one: rm -f /usr/bin/vim

Lars Wirzenius

@bram In case anyone reading this gets stuck in vi (or vim or any of the other clones), I have a helpful guide for getting out:

liw.fi/vi/

snowyfox

Modal dialog. "Confirm entering Vim mode
(red text) Vim mode is for efficient text editing but can be quite counter-intuitive. If you're not familiar with Vim, this option might make it look like Obsidian has stopped working.
(regular text) To verify that you know your way around Vim, please enter the command to quit Vim without saving below:
Your answer: Enter command..
Buttons, Let me enable Vim, Cancel"

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@bram didn't know obsidian had vim mode, might give it another try

Jake Staines

@bram I'm confused, how do I type holding down the power button for five seconds into a UI textbox?

DELETED

@bram That's fantastic, brings me right back to my first experience with Vim. šŸ˜‚ I have to know if :qall works. I mean what if you have splits open?! And maybe you edited the current buffer, so you'll need :q!?!

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