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Confuzzled

@obscuretenet @Gargron @metacurity how big can a cockload be? Surely no more than a level teaspoon.

3 Jul 2023 at 20:32 | Wall-to-wall | Open on mastodonapp.uk
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An Obscure Tenet

@Confuzzled @Gargron @metacurity A cockload is a non-SI unit roughly equivalent to 72.235 fucktons.

3 Jul 2023 at 23:37 | Open on mastodon.social
Nop

@obscuretenet @Confuzzled @Gargron @metacurity Cockload specialist here: I can confirm that this does indeed translate to 72.235 fucktons, or for Europeans that would be 9 gargles.

4 Jul 2023 at 1:14 | Open on defcon.social
Sector9
An Obscure Tenet

@Sector9 @nop @Confuzzled @Gargron @metacurity Depends on the size of the stone really. It's a LOT of pebbles, but not many boulders.

4 Jul 2023 at 7:17 | Open on mastodon.social
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