@ElleGray metal af

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"life goals..."

:)

@ElleGray This could be a great inciting incident in a story... just saying

@ElleGray I’d want one too.

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Given the amount of medical trauma I have, any medic finding that upon my death should be seriously concerned!

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Choose your medical care wisely. I only go to Dr. Lechter because not every Dr. has 'revenge hitman' for a side gig.

@ElleGray “Find me a wife and tell her I love her”—Sid the sloth

@ElleGray mine says “please stop my Strava“

@ElleGray Yeah, some days that makes more sense than on other days...

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Might actually do that lol. Maybe a occult version of it or something. It would make a cool cheeky bracelet

@ElleGray On a more serious note... in all the years I wore a Medic Alert bracelet, not once did an EMT, nurse, or doctor look at it. Even when I couldn't speak clearly, held it up and pointed to it, they would not read the message on it. I don't wear one any more. Sadly, all it does is get caught on things. 😕

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[stands over crumpled body lying in the street as rain torrents down, raises trembling fists skyward and screams, "SHELLLLLLLLLL-FIIIIISHHH!"]

@ElleGray In the document for my executors accompanying my will, I have (not kidding) requested that my gravestone say this.

@ElleGray strong shadowrun vibes here...

@ElleGray This sounds like the opening scene of an awesome, hardboiled neo-noir movie!

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Find Hidden Door In Cellar
Put Brain Into Robot Head

@ElleGray avenge, revenge, justice, sometimes all can seem too similar

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Forget the bracelet, I'm getting this tattooed 😆

@ElleGray Love this! I used to have one for bee stings -- AVENGE ME! KILL ALL THE BEES!

@ElleGray Thank you

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I will be avenged.

@ElleGray https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TGZj4epcDg