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elle

thinking of getting a medicalert bracelet that simply states: AVENGE ME

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Soozcat

@ElleGray This could be a great inciting incident in a story... just saying

elle

@Soozcat πŸ˜„. Be right back. Got a screenplay to write

Tim @toolbear@ Taylor

@ElleGray @Soozcat
Please forgive me tagging this #TTRPG because I think that's a great premise for a campaign cold open.

EDIT: will delete or redraft sans hashtag if you prefer

Susannah The Tired

@ElleGray

Given the amount of medical trauma I have, any medic finding that upon my death should be seriously concerned!

Psychiatric Help 5Β’

@ElleGray
Choose your medical care wisely. I only go to Dr. Lechter because not every Dr. has 'revenge hitman' for a side gig.

Simon Harris

@ElleGray β€œFind me a wife and tell her I love her”—Sid the sloth

Michael Behr

@ElleGray mine says β€œplease stop my Stravaβ€œ

Dwight Williams (πŸ’‰ x6) + 😷

@ElleGray Yeah, some days that makes more sense than on other days...

Chloe Tse :BlobhajSadReach:

@ElleGray
Might actually do that lol. Maybe a occult version of it or something. It would make a cool cheeky bracelet

Mark Crocker

@ElleGray On a more serious note... in all the years I wore a Medic Alert bracelet, not once did an EMT, nurse, or doctor look at it. Even when I couldn't speak clearly, held it up and pointed to it, they would not read the message on it. I don't wear one any more. Sadly, all it does is get caught on things. πŸ˜•

Doug Warren

@ElleGray
[stands over crumpled body lying in the street as rain torrents down, raises trembling fists skyward and screams, "SHELLLLLLLLLL-FIIIIISHHH!"]

Robert William Vesterman

@ElleGray In the document for my executors accompanying my will, I have (not kidding) requested that my gravestone say this.

Schlockluster Video

@ElleGray This sounds like the opening scene of an awesome, hardboiled neo-noir movie!

wakame

@ElleGray
Find Hidden Door In Cellar
Put Brain Into Robot Head

DELETED

@ElleGray avenge, revenge, justice, sometimes all can seem too similar

onisillos

@ElleGray

Forget the bracelet, I'm getting this tattooed πŸ˜†

Jawn Mastodon

@ElleGray Love this! I used to have one for bee stings -- AVENGE ME! KILL ALL THE BEES!

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