@christianselig @stroughtonsmith Siri is the dumbest thing in the world. It will do the oddest things. When you use your phone and you *see* the correct speech to text, and then it… hallucinates something bat shit.

Me: Siri, set the kitchen shades to 20%
Text: [the above]
Siri: playing smooth jazz in the living room!

The fuq.