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Dgar

For all you non-native English speakers out there, “read” is pronounced like “lead”, and “read” is pronounced like “lead”.

#EnglishIsHard

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@dgar So then, how do I read "read"? Like red red? Or reed red?

Also, potato.

Jeff Burklow☸️☯️

@dgar Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Seth

@dgar
Also, road is pronounced exactly like load.

🅱️eisbolCards

@dgar
I can deal with that, however, "tier" always sounds to me like "tie".

I think my biggest problem when speaking English -which I don't do often- is forgetting a definition in the middle of a conversation.

For instance, an ironing board is a "burro de planchar" in Spanish, which literally translates to "ironing donkey"

colorblind cowboy 😷✊🏻

@beisbolcards @dgar That’s wonderful. The Brits have a “clothes horse,” which is a kind of stand for the suit you’ll wear the next day.

Crunchysteve

@dgar I love the ambiguity of that pronunciation guide! Fond memories of explaining style guides to journos (The producer would make a statement like your pronunciation guide and I'd have to go over as the sound guy and quietly explain the actual pronunciation to them without the producer hearing me.) English REALY IS _HARD_

BunRab

@crunchysteve @dgar English /spelling/ is hard. English grammar is very easy and forgiving. Reasonably regular plurals, no case changes except personal pronouns, no gender except third person singular pronouns, no "formal" and "informal" differences in verbs...

Lynn

@BunRab @crunchysteve @dgar of course I suppose it doesn't help all the things native speakers say "wrong" (due to regional dialects, etc). A coworker of mine in Hungary asked if she was hearing me correctly because it seemed to her i didn't ever say "Yes" ...she didn't hear the s...Then I realized I say "yep" (or yup) 99.9% of the time 🙂. Welp, gotta go

snott :cat_mlem:

@crunchysteve @dgar my workmate saying words he has only read makes this clear heh. He luckily loves learning the correct way when we work out what he means :bloblaugh:

pootriarch

the dessert is pronounced "pavlova" but the dancer is pronounced "pavlova" and i can never remember which is which
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Odradek

@dgar our leaders were opposed to unleaded fuel

Odradek

@dgar ah, found a few nice ones: mastodon.social/@jensclasen/10 mastodon.social/@jensclasen/10 or the classic: in the morning: der weizen (the wheat), das korn (the grain or the front iron sight). in the evening: das weizen (kind of beer mostly drunk in the south), der korn (a ryhe spirit)

Abraxas3d

@dgar at least pronunciation is easy. The G in gif is like the g in garage.

DavidB

@dgar@aus.social For all you native English speakers out there, English is not harder or easier than any other language. All have their specificities, easy parts, and difficult parts.

I'd even be tempted to say that English is easier than many other languages. Its grammar is extremely easy compare to most languages, sure it's vocabulary is very rich, but its double Germanic/Latin origins make it easier for native speakers of most European languages.

The only difficulty is that spelling doesn't always match the pronunciation. It maybe troublesome for some native speakers (Spanish for example), but it kinda makes me laugh in French.

@dgar@aus.social For all you native English speakers out there, English is not harder or easier than any other language. All have their specificities, easy parts, and difficult parts.

I'd even be tempted to say that English is easier than many other languages. Its grammar is extremely easy compare to most languages, sure it's vocabulary is very rich, but its double Germanic/Latin origins make it easier for native speakers of most European languages.

The only difficulty is that spelling doesn't always...

Rachel T. is voting for Kamala

@dgar Also, "bow" is pronounced like "sow," whereas "bow" is pronounced like "sow."

Jennifer Kayla | Theogrin 🦊

@dgar
I take it you already know
Of tough and bough and cough and dough
Others may stumble, but not you
On hiccough, thorough, laugh, and through.

Gretared

Ou en Francais! Le ver vert va vers le verre vert!

@theogrin @dgar

fraggle

@dgar and then there's led, which is surprisingly pronounced like read and lead, not like read and lead

Patrick

@dgar Might I interest you in a copy of P Is for Pterodactyl?

HyperZonk 🤷🏻‍♂️

@dgar Well, I recall when we were in school, dgar, while hyperzonk had had "had," had had "had had"; "had had" had had the approval of our teacher.

Biene

@dgar I always thought it was pronounced like "lead"

ideaPDish

@dgar
It's all a con text..
It means exactly what I meant it to mean... am I being mean?
no I really mean it and I also meant it... really sincerely, I menthol of it.

Kendry

@dgar

Oh, I see! Formerly I was mislead.

DopeGhoti

@dgar

Most importantly though, remember, the image file format is pronounced "gif", not "gif".

James Cridland

@dgar I don't envy transcription and term extraction software, which needs to understand that reading (a book) is really a very different concept to Reading, a town in Berkshire.

Reading a boring book about training is possible on the train to Reading to see the tunnel boring.

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