ok i have a theory about why this was failing. symptoms: randomly the computer would shut off and pull a ton of current...
1) crowbar circuit fires. it can fire due to a rail going overvoltage...
2) a buck converter's MOSFET wasn't switching properly...
3) oh look this diode wasn't connected anymore due to a bad via!
want to stare at the schematic yourself? i've put it on GitHub. https://github.com/schlae/Thinkpad700CPower