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Darius Kazemi

I should learn Perl so I can have a file called "stately.pl" which just outputs one of those two strings at random

15 Jan 2019 at 4:23 | Open on friend.camp
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we're ALL jordan

@darius you could not learn perl and google like 3 things instead

15 Jan 2019 at 4:23 | Open on friend.camp
Darius Kazemi

@bcj I like to commit to my jokes

15 Jan 2019 at 4:24 | Open on friend.camp
we're ALL jordan

@darius make a repo then. problem solved

15 Jan 2019 at 4:24 | Open on friend.camp
we're ALL jordan

@darius I say this as someone who learned _just_ enough go to write a groundhog's day script that displays an ascii gopher that sees/doesn't see its shadow

15 Jan 2019 at 4:25 | Open on friend.camp
Darius Kazemi

@bcj can I download it via gophernet?

15 Jan 2019 at 4:26 | Open on friend.camp
we're ALL jordan

@darius promise: I'll at least attempt to make this possible for 2020-02-02

15 Jan 2019 at 4:28 | Open on friend.camp
FiXato

@darius
my @a = ('pleasure dome decree', 'plumb Buck Mulligan'); print $a[rand @a];

15 Jan 2019 at 6:18 | Open on mastodon.social
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