@darius I say this as someone who learned _just_ enough go to write a groundhog's day script that displays an ascii gopher that sees/doesn't see its shadow
@darius Sincerely disappointed to learn that state dot ly is a company, not just a picture of a pleasure dome being erected, or even a declaration that one should be.
And pricing tiers that are just free, pro and enterprise? Not a single "pleasure dome" option? Weak.
I should learn Perl so I can have a file called "stately.pl" which just outputs one of those two strings at random