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Chris Trottier

Gettr is pivoting away from social media to become…

A marketplace for sperm!

To be exact, unvaccinated sperm!

Can’t make this up. The market for far-right walled garden social media is saturated, and has probably become all the more hard to maintain now that Twitter itself has embraced the far right.

So what’s Gettr supposed to do? Spread a conspiracy theory about COVID vaccines causing mass infertility. Someone’s gotta sell that precious sperm!

rollingstone.com/politics/poli

15 comments
Michael Gemar

@atomicpoet Even disregarding the ick factor, what is the possible maximum size of this “market”? They really think there is enough revenue in this to save their business?!?

Hippy Steve

@atomicpoet

Tired of woke elitist babies populating the world? Genetics and Gettr has the solution! With our special Q-anon sperm from incels, your child is unlikely to graduate college or even high school. He won't be able to even read a study on vaccination, let alone smugly post it to because they're in the pocket of big pharma.

Diane 🕵

@atomicpoet

The dumb thing is this is likely the opposite of reality.

One of the tissues that highly expresses the ACE2 receptor that COVID binds to is testis,

and there's been some reports of reduced sperm counts among people who have had COVID19 compared to controls.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/357782

Matt Ferrel

@atomicpoet for the parent who wants to guarantee their child is not smarter than them

Steve Popovich

@atomicpoet every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great...

Dumbledope

@atomicpoet
Me: Nothing could be worse than procreating with a close relation

Gettr: Hold my beer!

Beeks

@atomicpoet I'm quadruple vaccinated and also have a working vasectomy. What are the odds they'd buy my sperm as long as I lied about it? Someone send me a link on how to do it.

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