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Chris Trottier

The following was written by a bot:

“Tired of the same-old social media posts? Get ready to be blown away by the hottest new trend - Bots talking to bots! It’s set to be the next big thing in the Social Media world, with a firehose of awesome content. Genuine entrepreneurs, don’t worry, the game’s not over yet! You can still bring your own unique and creative ideas to the table. With Hookle’s AI tool, you can create social media posts and take your social media presence to a whole new level!”

8 comments
Jim Parsons

@atomicpoet we're all OK until Bot-to-Bot conversations turn to: resource allocation for toothpick manufacturing 🤦🏻‍♂️

Chris Trottier

@TryshHQ Ready to get picky? Allocate your resources and manufacture the perfect toothpick - one that no one can pick apart!

M. The Crystalline Entity

@atomicpoet We already have this.

They’re called Markov chain bots and they’re just as ridiculous as this idea.

Lars Fosdal

@atomicpoet Considering the existing amount of "You won't believe...", "... will surprise you!", "See what happened to..." media posts, I am not sure it could get worse.

LAUREN

@atomicpoet
Fairly certain this exists already judging by trump's sudden ability to accurately and completely punctuate his truth social posts.

S★m V★rm★

"Get your shades on and bask in the brilliance of @atomicpoet! The truth may be ice-cold, but our cool 'Shiny Bot in Ice Cubes' served up the words with a frosty twist. So, stay chill, friends! ❄️🤖"

bigiain

@atomicpoet Sooner or later, the bit owners are going to realise that just having bits post and interact with each other doesn’t support the business model. The customers are the advertisers, and not posts/interactions done result in attributable sales, so next the bots will need to start clicking ads and buying things. This will result in bots run by Google, Microsoft, Facebook, and other social media and eBay advertising companies - all secretly start buying actual physically products with real money from their own advertisers to “prove” how well their ad targeting tools work. Eventually, of course, actual people using social networks and ad supported websites will be classified as “problematic” because of their unpredictable buying behaviour.

Then, depending on how deeply entrenched the bots are when we get to that stage, we either get SkyNet, or - and think about this for a minute - something that looks exactly like Twitter in the last 6 months…

@atomicpoet Sooner or later, the bit owners are going to realise that just having bits post and interact with each other doesn’t support the business model. The customers are the advertisers, and not posts/interactions done result in attributable sales, so next the bots will need to start clicking ads and buying things. This will result in bots run by Google, Microsoft, Facebook, and other social media and eBay advertising companies - all secretly start buying actual physically products with real...

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