@geordie it's better than it sounds. the chickens are actually really fast and are given free choice to stop the car to prevent an accident*. the potatoes have a degree in engineering, or at least have certificates claiming they do so any problems are on them. and who doesn't like mushrooms- ok, who doesn't like coke?

alright, who doesn't tolerate coke?

*accidents are defined by the chickens and may include seeds being left behind.