@mmasnick The benefits may be good, but the company car is kinda weird.

@mmasnick So how much does Pope make in Holy See?

@mmasnick "Average Pope in the United States"? Aren't there usually zero of those?

@mmasnick I remember reading when John Paul II died that the only requirements were to be a confirmed Catholic, and male. You don’t even need to be a priest or a cardinal. I should put my hat in next time the position opens up. I’ve got some innovative ideas that could really shake things up.

@mmasnick [From the sourcebook to the cult-classic roleplaying game 𝘏𝘖̄𝘓: 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘖𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭]

@mmasnick @akurjata another piece of “AI” generated web filler?

@mmasnick Strive to be an above average Pope.

@mmasnick are they counting everyone who has ever received a Discordian Pope card and averaging their incomes?

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It's only that high because of the COL adjustments for those fat cat coastal Popes in LA and NYC.

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@mmasnick but what does an above average pope make? :)

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Thanks for sharing, some nice history in that essay. The Curia sounds a lot like the GOP House.

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Does that average include all the erisian popes?

Guess I'm asking on my own behalf.

@mmasnick AI?

@mmasnick @dooordah Is there an “above average” Pope in the United States? What does he make?