@koko you don't.

@koko slap the watch face as hard as possible

@koko speak up and say "colon Q exclamation mark enter" and pray something happens?!?¿!??

@koko i already rt'd this on twitter but i'm boosting it here because i still love it

@koko
You just press...

oh wait!
oh god!
there's no keyboard!

I guess you just accept your fate then since there is no escape.

Maybe it will exit on it's own when the battery dies?

@koko Okay, so, is this like... an edited image? Or a picture being displayed?

I know it's a meme but I'm curious because I used to run AsteroidOS on my LG G Watch and I could use vim through SSH (nowadays I use a Bangle.js 2 which doesn't seem to have vim, sadly) 😅

@koko brief reminder that OLED good

@koko How do I enter this? Was joking this week that I want a mobile that just has a bash shell for ui.

@koko Waaahh! How d you install? :ed_grin:

I NEED THAT!

@koko 😆

@koko
ESC ZZ
or
ESC:q!

@koko it literally is written in the screen text how you exit. ;-)

@koko more importantly, how do you upgrade it to vim 9?

@koko the same way you exit nano on an iPod nano?

@koko @stux Pretty sure you throw the watch into the ocean and buy a new one. Or maybe you turn the crown clockwise a quarter turn, then click the button, then the crown 3/4 turn counterclockwise, then click the crown, then 1 1/3 turns clockwise, then hit both buttons.

@koko insert up colon, pooh

@koko
You don't. The wristband has now locked itself. The device has sunk tiny tendrils to access your nervous system.

The rise of Parasitic AI has begun.

@koko Could be worse. Could be Word Perfect with a completely blank screen (apart from the flashing cursor) and no clues at all as to how to exit from it.

@koko that’s awesome. In case you were serious :q if you can figure out how to type that. How’d you get vim on your Apple Watch?

@koko 10 seconds in the microwave will take care of it

@koko :q!

@koko .... time to open it and find if there are PS/2 pins somewhere on the chip I guess :ablobcatsweatsip:​

@koko

<esc>:q!

or
<esc>:wq
to save

@koko oh my! 🏴‍☠️​

@koko sorry but, 😂 First time I see vi editor on an Apple Watch. But I have no idea of how to exit without a keyboard 🤷

@koko "hey siri, type: capital zed, capital queue"

@koko ask it nicely

@koko
Just hit :q Enter as stated 😜​

@koko Go north. Go west. Pick up axe. Smash watch.

"type :q or ZZ"
"it says it on the screen"

okay. cool. I don't think it has any of those keys

@koko@yiff.life > Can't press :, or any key

Bluetooth keyboard. But why exit? It's time to do some coding. This is the perfect time to attempt implementing a clock in vimscript.

@koko @LukePhilipps

You don't. This is your life now.

@koko

*Time to open #terminal and connect a #keyboard *

Oh wait :AC_Ankha_sip:

@koko ymmd🤣

@koko You have to exit the terminal and restart it. You're stuck.

@koko CTRL+S and kill

@koko i wonder if porting iVim to the Apple watch is doable. you could always do something to have a working keyboard, maybe even using speech-to-text

@koko buy a new apple watch

@koko lol

@koko Have you tried turning it off and on again?

@koko ⌘ Command+Option+Esc lol

@koko I have no idea. I'm emacs user.

@koko be glad it's not a primitive old editor like 'ed'.

@koko Do what everybody does to exit Vim. Reboot.

@koko
Smashing it with a hammer will set you free!

@koko

@koko maybe attach a keyboard via bluetooth?

@koko
Unbuckle strap

Drop device in nearest bucket of water

@koko whatever you do, don’t type shift Z

@koko Welcome to the hotel VIM, you can check in any time you like…

@koko @leo The new Apple Watch beta looks cool👌🏻

@koko I usually close the Terminal window. #PSA 1. Press the Side Button
2. When the list of open apps appears, swipe to the left on the app you wish to close
3. Tap the Close App icon that appears

@koko thats the fun part: you dont.