@XanIndigo See, this is what happens when Catholic schools elide sex ed.

@XanIndigo Okay my neighbors are probably worried about how loud I am laughing rn.

@XanIndigo Maybe they should also ask a Bottom Official, just to get a more diverse perspective

@XanIndigo do crime, be gay

@XanIndigo I bet it's all the guilt. :flan_tea:​

@XanIndigo
Please make sure to get my new book : Sex: Scourge of the Papacy

@XanIndigo It's probably mostly a lighting issue.

@XanIndigo Top Official says "We don't even have a Bottom Official at this point."

@XanIndigo Make Gay Sex in the Vatican Great Again!

@XanIndigo 😂🤦

@XanIndigo [insert eternal glory hole joke]

@XanIndigo They consulted the top official. But what about asking the bottom official?

@XanIndigo irrumat mihi pater

@XanIndigo They just need more practice.

@XanIndigo oh my god I bet it’s really not bad at all. All that pent up celibacy!!! I bet the Vatican is overflowing with cum.

@XanIndigo let's make Vatican City, and by extension Rome, the gay sex capital of the world!

@XanIndigo Count me in !!

@XanIndigo Me! Me! Pick me!

@XanIndigo Make Vatican gay sex great again

@XanIndigo

Hmm, and Drag Queen Party costumes are in abundance at the Vatican. Though Drag Queens do not have a history of child abuse.

@XanIndigo #makevaticangaysexgreatagain
Surely someone can get behind it

@XanIndigo do you think this problems extends to the nuns and lay sisters? i volunteer to go undercover

@XanIndigo if you're buying the drinks...

@XanIndigo Why not drop illustrated manuals from giant balloons?

@XanIndigo@writing.exchange Sure! I mean, I'm already in Italy after all, so why not

@XanIndigo what do the bottom officials say?

@XanIndigo the way this keeps cracking me up! 😂😂😂

@XanIndigo Been there, done that. Can confirm the headline, unfortunately 🤣

@XanIndigo I will be sending you a cleaning bill for the coffee I snorted out of my nose when caught off guard. lol

@XanIndigo The sheets smell like dried-up wine and sweat, the housekeeper ignores most of the mess, the people downstairs keep blasting dubstep so loud that entire rooms vibrate (with several people going to the hospital because the bass shattered their ear drums),...

No wonder sex is awful. 😔

@XanIndigo 😂

@XanIndigo Hey... I just want to know how they know because either way...

There is a story there lol 😆 😜

@XanIndigo
it does seem like a difficult place to get in the mood. The art is super depressing.

@XanIndigo and yet they all get down on their knees to worship...

@XanIndigo celibacy only exists to cover up the homosexuality of the clergy.

@XanIndigo

Why are they having bad gay sex in the vatican?

Could they at least have mediocre gay sex there?

Catholics can't do anything right

@XanIndigo I'm busy for the rest of my life but 20 years ago it would have been on my f'kn bucket list. No shit.

@XanIndigo Can't wait for the encyclical

@XanIndigo Give them time, they are just mourning the death of Benedict and Pell...

@XanIndigo you would think that with all the practice they should be getting pretty good at it.

@XanIndigo Lube might be a good start.

@XanIndigo True fact: I've only been heavily cruised in a men's room twice: Once in Grand Central Station, and once at St. Peter's Cathedral.

@XanIndigo
I'm sure it can get worse

@XanIndigo
I very much appreciate the laugh your post gave me.

@XanIndigo

As a mostly heterosexual with some nice gay sex experiences, I'm probably qualified. Also, I love Italy, espresso and pizza. But clerics are absolutely not my kink, sorry!