well I managed to go THREE DAYS without crashing a computer that doesn't exist
@foone Sadly, now you have to go to computer jail for this illegal instruction. Stay strong in there.
@tankgrrl @foone I just hope it is a posix jail. No matter what I send them, it'll be a file.
@mdwyer @foone The bars of their jail:
@tankgrrl @foone I think this might just be one of those lies that television has told me, but I hear you only get one syscall().
I recommend _exit().
@foone sooo.... It never happened?
@foone You just have to reword that until it sounds cool. You didn't "crash a computer that doesn't exist", you "created a code sequence that can fully disable a virtualized computer system" 🙃
@foone time to break out your joyboard and meditate
Gregory's Server
@foone Sadly, now you have to go to computer jail for this illegal instruction. Stay strong in there.