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Foone🏳️‍⚧️

I'll have you know I'm such a professional computer fool that I can crash computers that don't even exist
25 Jan 2023 at 22:04 | Open on digipres.club
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Foone🏳️‍⚧️

well I managed to go THREE DAYS without crashing a computer that doesn't exist
29 Jan 2023 at 17:43 | Open on digipres.club
☠️ Maggot McFear ☠️

@foone Sadly, now you have to go to computer jail for this illegal instruction. Stay strong in there.

29 Jan 2023 at 17:48 | Open on hachyderm.io
Michael Dwyer

@tankgrrl @foone I just hope it is a posix jail. No matter what I send them, it'll be a file.

29 Jan 2023 at 18:08 | Open on mastodon.social
☠️ Maggot McFear ☠️
Michael Dwyer

@tankgrrl @foone I think this might just be one of those lies that television has told me, but I hear you only get one syscall().

I recommend _exit().

29 Jan 2023 at 18:29 | Open on mastodon.social
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Hazelnoot

@foone You just have to reword that until it sounds cool. You didn't "crash a computer that doesn't exist", you "created a code sequence that can fully disable a virtualized computer system" 🙃

29 Jan 2023 at 18:23 | Open on mastodon.koehlercode.dev
tonsofpcs

@foone time to break out your joyboard and meditate

29 Jan 2023 at 20:45 | Open on mastodon.vx0.dev
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