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ator robot

@geordie it's better than it sounds. the chickens are actually really fast and are given free choice to stop the car to prevent an accident*. the potatoes have a degree in engineering, or at least have certificates claiming they do so any problems are on them. and who doesn't like mushrooms- ok, who doesn't like coke?

alright, who doesn't tolerate coke?

*accidents are defined by the chickens and may include seeds being left behind.

scrottie (he/him/they)

@geordie My fav of this series: instagram.com/p/B2rGGXNjUbe/ Our goal is to / completely kill / the planet / & 99% of bacteria / on it for / the lowest price (apparent mash up of Shell and Cif marketing in the form of two stickers, left and right, cut up and stuck together).

the strawberry overkill

@geordie Well, that's just what happens when multiverses collide 🤷‍♀️

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