@dimillian so there was one app store rejection story I've been telling people for years. When I worked at VKontakte, our iOS app got rejected a couple of times with the reason to the effect of "we opened the video section, typed the word porn into the search field, and naked people came up". What did you expect doing that, Karen, cute kittens? I thought this was the most asinine app store rejection of all time.

But then I saw this. This takes the cake.