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timmy

A jortshorse galloper? In this economy?

I guess if you want this thing, go nuts: zazzle.com/z/q0vkypzz

22 Jul 2022 at 16:18 | Open on jorts.horse
timmy

If this somehow makes me money I’ll donate it to something I guess. Also if you buy this shirt (why?!), make sure to use a promo code or whatever like JULBLKFRIDAY

22 Jul 2022 at 16:27 | Open on jorts.horse
timmy

Would I prefer for this post to go quietly into the night, or milk it for every ounce of clout available from the new people? I think we both know that answer

14 Nov 2022 at 17:35 | Open on jorts.horse
Nick B.

@Timmy your unicycle knowledge has earned my clout

14 Nov 2022 at 18:17 | Open on mas.to
timmy

@GroovyUnicyclist I’m glad that outweighs me posting things like “I’m comfyhands, I’m honk-shoopilled”

14 Nov 2022 at 18:25 | Open on jorts.horse
timmy

How is this post about how unpopular I am gonna get 1000 favs :angry_laugh:

23 Nov 2022 at 16:47 | Open on jorts.horse
Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻

@Timmy its like when glenn goblin talked to spider-man about how the masses love a hero but they even more love to see a hero fall

23 Nov 2022 at 16:48 | Open on jorts.horse
timmy

I don’t even like this post that much but you can bet I’m taking a victory lap over getting a thousand favs

A screenshot of this post with 621 boosts and 1003 favs
27 Nov 2022 at 14:34 | Open on jorts.horse
timmy

I thought Zazzle would give me stats on how many people bought the shirt but I guess not. I’m gonna lose my shit if I see someone else wearing this in the wild tbh

27 Nov 2022 at 14:47 | Open on jorts.horse
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