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timmy

I know he’s not gonna do it, but if Elon reinstates the flight tracker and then gets assassinated by someone with the twitter page open on their phone it’ll go down as the greatest devils milkshake ever

16 Dec 2022 at 15:10 | Open on jorts.horse
timmy

If it reads like I’m advocating for violence against a specific billionaire, please understand I’m not. I want violence to happen to all of them

16 Dec 2022 at 15:13 | Open on jorts.horse
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Would I prefer for this post to go quietly into the night, or milk it for every ounce of clout available from the new people? I think we both know that answer

14 Nov 2022 at 17:35 | Open on jorts.horse
timmy

How is this post about how unpopular I am gonna get 1000 favs :angry_laugh:

23 Nov 2022 at 16:47 | Open on jorts.horse
timmy

I don’t even like this post that much but you can bet I’m taking a victory lap over getting a thousand favs

A screenshot of this post with 621 boosts and 1003 favs
27 Nov 2022 at 14:34 | Open on jorts.horse
timmy

Nice to be out in the woods on very much the wrong unicycle

My 36” uni next to some doubletrack nature trail
27 Jun 2022 at 16:00 | Open on jorts.horse
timmy

Flaming puck unicycle hockey was pretty cool

Several unicyclists with hockey sticks hitting a flaming ball in a parking lot
28 Jun 2022 at 1:27 | Open on jorts.horse
timmy

I'm reading a very bad listicle titled "20 habits that prevent you from being a millionaire" just to see how completely detached from reality it is and folks

You may think spending $40 a day on a cup of coffee has no effect on your wallet, or a 500 dollar gym membership
19 Apr 2021 at 13:09 | Open on jorts.horse
Eugen Rochko

@Timmy The gym membership number looks close to what a monthly subscription would cost per year, so perhaps these are yearly numbers

19 Apr 2021 at 13:37 | Open on mastodon.social
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