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Nathan πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

"Explain what Mastodon is in the style of a 1940s gangster"

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Tim @toolbear@ Taylor

@nathan
"See, here. The nice people in this neighborhood don't take kindly to all that Nahtzee talking you've been doing. So I got a proposal. First, we silence you. Then, if you don't wise up, we defederate you. Still not getting the picture? Next it's your thumbs. You ever tried using a smartphone without thumbs? No. And you don't want to find out neither. So why don't stop with the free speech absolutism, eh, chum?"

Mariah

@nathan it’s like the cringy rap videos they show in school

OCR Bot

@nemobis
Listen up, chum. I'm gonna tell you about Mastodon, the new hotness on the block.
See, Mastodon is like a social network, but it ain't run by no big corporation. It's
decentralized, which means it's run by the little guys, like you and me.

You can share whatever you want on Mastodon, chum. Your thoughts, your opinions, your
beefs. It's all fair game. And best of all, nobody can censor you or tell you what to say.

So if you're sick of the big shots telling you what to do, join Mastodon and start making
your own rules. It's the future, chum, and it's here to stay.

@nemobis
Listen up, chum. I'm gonna tell you about Mastodon, the new hotness on the block.
See, Mastodon is like a social network, but it ain't run by no big corporation. It's
decentralized, which means it's run by the little guys, like you and me.

You can share whatever you want on Mastodon, chum. Your thoughts, your opinions, your
beefs. It's all fair game. And best of all, nobody can censor you or tell you what to say.

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