@nemobis
Listen up, chum. I'm gonna tell you about Mastodon, the new hotness on the block.
See, Mastodon is like a social network, but it ain't run by no big corporation. It's
decentralized, which means it's run by the little guys, like you and me.

You can share whatever you want on Mastodon, chum. Your thoughts, your opinions, your
beefs. It's all fair game. And best of all, nobody can censor you or tell you what to say.

So if you're sick of the big shots telling you what to do, join Mastodon and start making
your own rules. It's the future, chum, and it's here to stay.