@darius I don't have the heart to add anything to this :)

@darius this is only true if you find a small origami figure in a conspicuous place, signaling that they were there after all

@darius That explains so much! Thank you for helping me solve that mystery 😌

@darius I hate when that happens. But they must be so conflicted. Poor things.

@darius In my case, I doubt it. They probably snuffed out that I'm the assa-- er, I mean, I was no longer worth their time and communication. :blobglassesdown:

@darius 💀 sir… lololol this took made me smile

@darius
If that's the case, now I want to know why someone has been going to the trouble of hiring assassins to go after me 🤔

@darius That's genius!

@darius Stealing.

@darius but if dey ar gost den how ken dey love u?? 🧀

@darius Pretty accurate, actually.

@darius …or has been assassinated?

@darius Occam’s razor 👌

@darius I'd rather get ghosted because they were a ghost. 👻

@darius from now on this is my favorite dating advice ever 😂

@darius best dating advice - give up on females they are deranged and unsuitable for silence

@darius OMG. That it explains so much. ❤️

@darius My Father’s advice after I was married with two children was “Never go out with a woman with fat ankles”. I of course divorced my wife immediately!!

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@SchadenfreudeSteph
Dang… I must have had a lot of bounties on my head in the past. 🤭

@darius damn, I like this - TY!

@darius Puts the “hit” in “hitting on me.”

@darius 😂

@darius I'm under the same impression, of course in my case probably true, I think the problem is more them than me. Cause, you know, I'm a sure thing.

@darius Thanks, that put a smile on my face this cold morning.

@darius if someone ghosts me, I assume they were being controlled by someone from Project Quantum Leap and leapt out before they had a chance to say goodbye.

@darius
Great perspective.

@darius hmm, next question, why are there so many people hiring assassins to kill and why am I sooo irresistible to them? I might be single handedly dismantling the assassin economy. 🤔

@darius yes, love this one. Will practice this reframe myself ☺️

@darius I’m laughing so f—king hard right now.

Which also explains my dating history without explaining my dating history.

@darius 😂🤣😂 What‽ It's like a reverse Jason Bourne scenario!

@darius 😂

@darius @BrainCoach333 Quote for the day!

@darius love it! Will have to use that bit of wisdom next time, heaven forbid!🦋

@darius been there. Absolute truth

@darius loving this lol