@Gargron :tinking:

@Gargron So when are we getting floots?

@Gargron What is a "fleet" ? ._.

@Gargron and even worse, in such a way it's clear they never really thought about it…

I am again reminded of how much more sensible this is by comparison. Even if they _are_ called 'toots'.

@Gargron it's extremely funny that this was driven by corporate stakeholders because the lack of stories was evidence that they just "weren't innovating enough"

@Gargron

Gunna be 5 years old for a second here:

@Gargron Social media is all kindsa corny...

@Gargron

guess twitter is attempting to unify everyone under their command...line? XD

actually, this makes sense lol

@Gargron eugen please promsie me that you will never just start slowly turning mastodon into snapchat and hope no one notices

@Gargron If they hadn't forgotten the whole "bird" theme they might've called them "flocks".

And then users could've told them to "flock off". Before, hopefully, migrating.

@Gargron
In nursing parlance a "fleet" is a very effective enema treatment, https://www.fleetlabs.com/constipation-relief-products/enemas

@Gargron
Let's just go with "farts" and get it over with...

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@Gargron get their asses, Eugen

Good bye fleets

@Gargron toot is the best word ever, don't lie 😎
#tootgang