"You just like 90s tech only because of your nostalgia" NO.
I like old tech because OLD TECH DOES NOT ASK ME TO CONNECT TO THE INTERNET AND PROVIDE THEM WITH MY HOME LOCATION, MY WIFI NETWORK INFORMATION, AND ALSO OPEN A MICROPHONE INSIDE OF MY HOUSE FOR THOSE ON GOOGLE TO LISTEN TO ME.

But seriously, even a bluethoot speaker would have been much better. And less expensive. We got them for free but each one costs 59€ according to what I'm seeing.

Considering their bad quality, who's buying this crap!? No wonder why they are gifting them while making new customer contracts.