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Kobold

@vriska also, web builders are as Catholics as Bees

ThatOneCalculator

@vriska@lizards.live I;m sorry but if that fucker is in my bed and biting me I'm getting the tissue. I don't care too much if they're outside, but if you enter my room, prepare to face the consequences.

a7

@vriska@lizards.live A weird terror struck at J. R. Isidore.

Carrying the medicine bottle into the kitchen, Pris seated herself at J. R. Isidore’s breakfast table. She removed the lid from the bottle and dumped the spider out. “It probably won’t be able to run as fast,” she said, “but there’s nothing for it to catch around here anyhow. It’ll die anyway.” She reached for the scissors.

“Please,” Isidore said.

Pris glanced up inquiringly. “Is it worth something?”

“Don’t mutilate it,” he said wheezingly. Imploringly.

With the scissors, Pris snipped off one of the spider’s legs.

In the living room Buster Friendly on the TV screen said, “Take a look at this enlargement of a section of background. This is the sky you usually see. Wait, I’ll have Earl Parameter, head of my research staff, explain their virtually world-shaking discovery to you.”

Pris clipped off another leg, restraining the spider with the edge of her hand. She was smiling.

“Blowups of the video pictures,” a new voice from the TV said, “when subjected to rigorous laboratory scrutiny, reveal that the gray backdrop of sky and daytime moon against which Mercer moves is not only not Terran—it is artificial.”

“You’re missing it!” Irmgard called anxiously to Pris; she rushed to the kitchen door, saw what Pris had begun doing. “Oh, do that afterward,” she said coaxingly. “This is so important, what they’re saying; it proves that everything we believed—”

“Be quiet,” Roy Baty said.

“—is true,” Irmgard finished.

The TV set continued, “The ‘moon’ is painted; in the enlargements, one of which you see now on your screen, brush strokes show. And there is even some evidence that the scraggly weeds and dismal, sterile soil—perhaps even the stones hurled at Mercer by unseen alleged parties—are equally faked. It is quite possible in fact that the ‘stones’ are made of soft plastic, causing no authentic wounds.”

“In other words,” Buster Friendly broke in, “Wilbur Mercer is not suffering at all.”

The research chief said, “We at last managed, Mr. Friendly, to track down a former Hollywood special-effects man, a Mr. Wade Cortot, who flatly states, from his years of experience, that the figure of ‘Mercer’ could well be merely some bit player marching across a sound stage. Cortot has gone so far as to declare that he recognizes the stage as one used by a now out-of-business minor moviemaker with whom Cortot had various dealings several decades ago.”

“So according to Cortot,” Buster Friendly said, “there can be virtually no doubt.”

Pris had now cut three legs from the spider, which crept about miserably on the kitchen table, seeking a way out, a path to freedom. It found none.

@vriska@lizards.live A weird terror struck at J. R. Isidore.

Carrying the medicine bottle into the kitchen, Pris seated herself at J. R. Isidore’s breakfast table. She removed the lid from the bottle and dumped the spider out. “It probably won’t be able to run as fast,” she said, “but there’s nothing for it to catch around here anyhow. It’ll die anyway.” She reached for the scissors.

“Please,” Isidore said.

Pris glanced up inquiringly. “Is it worth something?”

“Don’t mutilate it,” he said wheezingly. Imploringly.

Florian Diesch
vriska@lizards.live That's cultural insensitive, most spiders aren't Americans. I don't know if this is also the case the other way around.
iceloops

@vriska wish i could found that one spider i seen

p

I have a bunch of spiders in my bathroom, we chill
@vriska

luci

@vriska here we have a saying that goes “ragno porta guadagno”, which roughly means “spiders bring profit” (except it rhymes)

Leonard Ritter

@vriska no misfortune will befall you asides from slightly more flies in your living space, yet you should not kill a spider. not to evade a curse nor to receive a reward.

Iron Bug
@vriska I like spiders and never kill them intentionally.
MattZ
Your friendly neighborhood spider
nikiboo (dummy)
@vriska i feel bad when i kill a spider but i worry if i dont it may bite my mom shes allergic so even harmless spiders could be very harmful
OCR Bot

@arcade
Never kill a spider!
Under no circumstances whatsoever should you kill a spider. This
will bring down on you the worst possible misfortune.

Don't forget the old saying:
If you wish to live and thrive,
Let a spider run alive.

:gnu: bonifartius 𒂼𒄄

@vriska i do wonder if the saying is like this as spiders do make and handle threads like the norns do.

rizzo
@vriska we used to have a no killing spiders rule in my dorm suite. The rule was on a post it note it said "no killing the lil homies (spiders)"
Hans van Zijst
I always leave them be, and am thankful for the insects they catch.

When I tried to rescue a big one from my bath tub a few years ago, it bit me in my finger. Had a numb finger tip for the remainder of the morning.
Vriska and the Banshees

damn this bload up well your here www.yahoo

Soy_Magnus
@vriska no I think the saying goes "a bag of cum is worth two chickens feet". I'm almost positive
Wren

@vriska I taught my kids how to politely escort a spider outside if they were a problem, which they only are if they're in a place one of my cats might eat them

NeoFox

@vriska b-but my arachnophobia... :vlpn_scared:

Vriska and the Banshees

@NeoFox imagine if someone x100 your size killed you every time they were mildly uncomfortable

Psychotic Militant Bitch
@vriska Drow propaganda.

Unironically though spiders are great at pest control it is like killing a cat then complaining about mice.
WhirlUpSea

@vriska Damhan-allaidh is my divine ally!🕷️ 💜

Resting Facebitch

@vriska We don't kill spiders, they stay away from us so that's good. Also they look pretty.

But I'm sorry if the cat wants to have a go, that's between them. None of my business.

Allie

@vriska is trapping them in a cup briefly before popping them out the window and acceptable alternative?

grillchen
@vriska having a spider means i let to many insects in. i try to keep them out because it is better for them and me. but the spiders are just a symptom
BlubberSockets

@vriska I just saved a house centipede from my sink a couple days ago.. I appreciate my centipedes, they are good boys who eat other bugs. I made a YouTube video about one of my centipedes that I captured and fed for a few days too 😂 but then I released him so he could hunt freely again. Spiders, I like the long legged ones but the yellow ones can be super venomous so I prefer if the centipede bros eat the yellow spiders

Ellen, haver of fleas

@vriska This sounds like something a spider would write.... based!

Katy ✨

@vriska@lizards.live im literally terrified of spiders but they always go in a cup as far away from me as possible and brought outside if they're in the house 🥺

Retardeeyore
@vriska everyone loves u and wants to hug u Gailey

Lawd knows u deserve love frome every lamewad

We all think yer a gorgeous sweetypie <3<3<3

Fuckin luv u bro, and lain, obvzz
Moffin'tosh

@vriska Idk maybe excessive commieposting? But TY Vri' ♥️

Vriska and the Banshees

@moffintosh i literally just dont realize im not following some people i think i am for MONTHS smfh

Moffin'tosh

@vriska For my case, it's probably because I moved my accounts twice since then? The follow must have gotten lost after a certain point?

Vriska and the Banshees

@moffintosh thats gotta be it, yeah, then I see a familiar name in my mentions and think "oh, mutual" without realizing i only see posts that are with me in them

Moffin'tosh

@vriska (I have few happy reaction images 😭️)

dicey
Shouldn't let some people amass great following numbers on here. They should be evenly split to each account
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