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monkey

@vriska Im glad you made it through the oscopy :yoyomonkey_dancin:

Vriska and the Banshees

thinking about that pizza from the other night...

Vriska and the Banshees

my favorite part of that one "a hen is an adult human chicken" post is that you can tell that woman really really thought she was onto something and saying something incredibly intelligent

Emu Otori
@vriska "a hen is an adult human chicken" reminds me of this
a thread with 3 tweets, the first reading "define biological female without excluding any cis women, lav. you can't.", the second reading "Born with the intention or capability of holding eggs", and finally a reply that reads "woman", and has an image attached of a man carrying chicken eggs.
Vriska and the Banshees

if anyone has found fedi is "no fun" any more best solution is single user instance + not giving a shit about site meta because you're not accountable for your admin/fellow instances serrs actions even br proxy + not give a fuck about that kinda thing in general

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eris
@vriska my solution is to post but not scroll until you don't care anymore and have a life outside of fedi
þernia
@vriska thank you vreezysan, i will POST CHILDPORN :hapyday:
Retardeeyore
@vriska everyone knows that its only fun if the protocols of the 13th warrior is followed
Retardeeyore
@vriska as someone currently quasi smoking and quasi trying to quit. Kill the shouldn't w/ fire pls
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バツ子(心古く言葉新し
@vriska
tractatus -> narnia is the wonkest thing ever seen. now imagining lewis as one of the guys in wittgenstein's philosophy of maths class, being SO frustrated he can't follow anything anyone's saying, and gets an f for being stinky platonist
Protoss
@vriska lol I've seen worse 4chan reading lists. one for philosophy told people to read John Calvin's Institutes of the Christian Religion lmao
Vriska and the Banshees

The email as analogy for fedi doesnt work on people who aren't intimately familiar w email infrastructure

chris
@vriska I do get pretty intimate with email infrastructure myself if you know what I mean
🦀@minds.com
@vriska the average normie would think "I have to wait a week for a response? Well that's no good"
御園はくい
@vriska so basically there's mastodon (gmail) and misskey (outlook) and you just make your account there and you're set
Vriska and the Banshees

spiders are lovely and fascinating creatures

Parker Banks
@vriska I am not a certified switch operator. As such, I would be directly liable for any fatalities or injuries sustained due to my prohibited use of the railway switch and would receive no coverage under the Worker's Compensation Board for any lawsuits stemming from such injuries or fatalities. As such, the correct option is to not pull the lever and so spare myself from having indemnify any certified employees or the railway company against any loss or injuries due to my actions. Furthermore, I am reporting you to OSHA for the implication that I should pull the lever and so take on this liability. In addition I am reporting you for failing to report the above workplace hazard yourself to the correct regulatory bodies, despite you having enough time to make a meme rather than immediately taking steps within the existing regulatory framework to avoid a workplace injury.
@vriska I am not a certified switch operator. As such, I would be directly liable for any fatalities or injuries sustained due to my prohibited use of the railway switch and would receive no coverage under the Worker's Compensation Board for any lawsuits stemming from such injuries or fatalities. As such, the correct option is to not pull the lever and so spare myself from having indemnify any certified employees or the railway company against any loss or injuries due to my actions. Furthermore,...
Vriska and the Banshees

watching spider man 2 sam raimi earlier with a 104 degree fever and said "I would be both a better spider and a better man than peter parker" and I stand by that

Vriska and the Banshees

Nice argument bro. Unfortunately for you, the meteor is coming

vaartis looking at the big sky
@vriska you only have 2 hours left to prototype the sprite
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