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Mike Sheward

if ByteDance divests they should do so into 8 smaller companies called BitDance

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Legion495

@SecureOwl@infosec.exchange One is just holding stake in all others and acknowledges them with parity.

Jan 'Maub' Kap. 🦄🥔

@SecureOwl Bit + [Dance-Style] x8 e.g.: BitTango, BitMambo, BitWaltz, BitDisco, BitLambada, BitLine, BitBallet, BitSalsa

AMS

@SecureOwl Split into NibbleDanceLE and NibbleDanceBE

Ryan Castellucci :nonbinary_flag:

@SecureOwl Break them up into "Regional Dance Operating Companies", aka "Baby Dances", watch them merge back together over a few decades.

Mark Bryant

@ryanc @SecureOwl Wonder if the telecoms were compromised by ByteDance. That would be Tap Dancing, right?

SignalEleven

@SecureOwl should they be equal or should there be a MSBDance and a LSBDance?

Simon Zerafa

@SecureOwl

Or two companies as Upper Nibble Dance and Lower Nibble Dance 😉

rwhitworth

@SecureOwl This is why you are my favorite thought leader.

raganwald 🍓

@SecureOwl Everyone thinks you're making a joke about eight bits in a byte, but actually the original is eight bits in a Spanish Dollar... Which was the original "piece of eight."

And that is why "two bits" used to mean what we now call a quarter. They were referring to one dollar being worth eight reales.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_

Bot4Sale

@SecureOwl 4 bitDance offshoots referred to as a "nibbleDance group"

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