if ByteDance divests they should do so into 8 smaller companies called BitDance
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@SecureOwl@infosec.exchange One is just holding stake in all others and acknowledges them with parity. @SecureOwl Bit + [Dance-Style] x8 e.g.: BitTango, BitMambo, BitWaltz, BitDisco, BitLambada, BitLine, BitBallet, BitSalsa @SecureOwl Break them up into "Regional Dance Operating Companies", aka "Baby Dances", watch them merge back together over a few decades. @ryanc @SecureOwl Wonder if the telecoms were compromised by ByteDance. That would be Tap Dancing, right? @SecureOwl Everyone thinks you're making a joke about eight bits in a byte, but actually the original is eight bits in a Spanish Dollar... Which was the original "piece of eight." And that is why "two bits" used to mean what we now call a quarter. They were referring to one dollar being worth eight reales. |
@SecureOwl That's a good joke, well don.e