But before we do that, I need to stretch and run to the bathroom
So for those of you following along, if you found this, Secret Goblin #3, let me know: "👺"
Oops wait actually we gotta talk about that one for a sec there's a reason I left it in scare quotes
Why on earth is the textual descriptor for Unicode U+1F47A "JAPANESE GOBLIN", does anyone know?
It's a Tengu, right?
Despite being the only actually named "goblin" emoji, I feel awkward about this one because is it correct to call it a "JAPANESE GOBLIN" instead of just "TENGU"?!?!
I don't know!