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David Gerard

btw, you realise Elon is going to fuck up with Starlink and single handedly Kessler satellite deployment to LEO out of existence, then walk away with no real consequences

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big fat kobold butts

@davidgerard βš“ i would hope at least that other billionaires would see their dreams of space colonial immortality crushed and put out a hit on him

Esther Payne :bisexual_flag:

@davidgerard @sundogplanets certainly does.

Especially as a local farmer has already had debris.

kaimac

@davidgerard we could call the layer of debris the Elonosphere but maybe that's what he wants

2xfo

@davidgerard
I figured his plan is to occupy all the "space" and then charge people if they want access to it, but i have no faith in his abilities
Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

KalleMP

@davidgerard
Your prediction is rather specific, you know he is going to be the one how exactly?

And OneWeb will be innocent in the carnage? Do you even know the name of the CEO so you could hate them too or is this just propaganda motivated bashing for globalist uniparty goals.

You are probably right but I think you have been sold on the idea by forces who are not your friends.

Scooter πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ

@davidgerard Historians of the future will be shaking their heads at how stupid we were.

JJ Allen πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@Doppelganger75 @davidgerard. TBF, that was going to happen even without ol' Elon. We live in the dumbest time-line.

Tuckers Nuts Resist😈!

@Doppelganger75 @davidgerard
πŸ₯₯ Eye have little doubt that many historians are currently thinking/writing about how stupid we are, Scooter. πŸ₯₯

Soldier of FORTRAN :ReBoot:​

@davidgerard he won't walk away, he'll be paid to help clean it up since there will be no domestic space program

ikanreed

@mainframed767 @davidgerard There will be no clean up.

Space will be one of the many things in the coming decades where we ruined it and there's no money to fix it, so it is just done.

Ocean fishing will be another.

Clean water will probably be another for many people.

Greengordon

@ikanreed @mainframed767 @davidgerard

Clean water is already gone for all of us: 'forever' chemicals contaminated all water on the planet. It can and will get worse, of course.

"Space will be one of the many things in the coming decades where we ruined it and there's no money to fix it, so it is just done.

"Clean water will probably be another for many people."

Jestbill

@mainframed767 @davidgerard Cleanup might be cheap: "just" orbit a bunch of BBs in the opposite direction to clear most of the debris.
"Just".

Brian Tatosky

@davidgerard We'll be too busy dealing with him Kesslering the Federal government and getting away with that.

Alexey Skobkin

@davidgerard Why are you sure that's possible on their orbit?

bytebro

@davidgerard It's becoming more and more likely that KS will kick off at some random point before long, but Elmo doesn't GAF, as he'll just find a new toy to play with.

Now, forget CEO-capping, but if some kid figures out how to de-orbit that stuff into Elmo's actual house things *might* change.

Darberoom

@davidgerard πŸ‘½ πŸ–– One after the other. 😈

Kat

@davidgerard If that happens at just the wrong moment for somebody in Moscow, it's possible he'll walk out a window.

Toni Aittoniemi

@davidgerard Of course. The people running his administration are too stupid to know what a Kessler Syndrome means, and the people who could vote them out are too gullible to believe when it’s all blamed on trans people.

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