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your identity in a capitalist society

101 comments
Paul_IPv6

@ElleGray

and here i thought i was just a shopping meat puppet...

Crystal_Fish_Caves

@5ciFiGirl @ElleGray 😂 I have been referring to myself as 'ugly bag of mostly water' for decades!!!

Sci-Fi Girl

@Crystal_Fish_Caves

I was probably 10 or 11 when I saw that episode, and it certainly made an impact on me! 😂

@ElleGray

Jim. From Kansas

@ElleGray I could stand to lose a few pounds, but "bag" seems harsh.

econads

@jimbush @ElleGray
My reaction too. "At least I have a body, you dumb sign. No one will ever love *you*".

Umberto Ecco

@LinuxAndYarn @ElleGray Came here to make this joke, not surprised to see I've been beaten to the punch... several times lol

Ian

@ElleGray overloaded, poorly arranged, on the verge of splitting down the side and spilling everything I’m trying to contain? Checks out

yianiris

An eco-activist business owner who failed grammar school?

@ElleGray

Eric Riese

@ElleGray That's an old joke in my area. The local grocery store is called Shop 'n' Bag. The joke went:

Shoppin', bag?

No, just lookin'

Hot Dog Water

@ElleGray

Only people that mostly care about you when you’re shopping are the cashiers, that mostly get treated like someone else’s dead cats.

Everbern Neverlearn

@ElleGray
Remember thou art shopping bags.
Remember thou art shopping bags.
Remember thou art shopping bags.

národní prase
@ElleGray i thought these are autocorrect typos but english natives really can't into english huh
1 tripod in 3 trenchcoats

@ElleGray no, it's rather helpful. don't get distracted. you are there for the bags!

Hunterrules

@ElleGray anti-capitalists when they see a shopping bag sign(it has a deep philosophical meaning about communism or something)

ARadSkullMug

@ElleGray 🎶You are not what you own… 🎵

Instead you’re the thing that carries the stuff you buy

Kelly of the Northlands

@ElleGray That is both comical and somewhat disturbing.

Mercurius Goldstein

@ElleGray
I’m not shopping bags you’re shopping bags

Clint from N.Y.

@ElleGray

Well ... It definitely cuts down on plastic pollution. It's definitely better for the planet. I'm for it!!!! 🌍💚 #Sustainability #EcoFriendly #PlasticFree

John Wilson

@ElleGray
I was better known as a sack… sadly.

Dragonfly

@ElleGray

I'm a shopping bag with a very bad attitude.

Nuncio Bitis 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 🇺🇦

@ElleGray You take the blond and I’ll take the one in the turban.

- Young Frankenstein

Crystal_Fish_Caves

@ElleGray I am lots of things. 'Shopping bags' are not one of them.

S. Lott

@ElleGray

Do we rank above or below douche bags?

Fish Id Wardrobe

@ElleGray I see myself as more of an unnacounted item in the bagging area...

Curmudgeon

@ElleGray

In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: from bags thou art, and unto bags shalt thou return.

PaulaToThePeople

@ElleGray Reminds me of the meme about bottled water companies not selling water, but bottles.

What are you shopping? Bags!

Model Maker Ville

@ElleGray

Is that better or was than being a tea pot?

fmc01

@ElleGray Absolutely gorgeous - they have us truly pegged - in more ways that one.

fmc01

@ElleGray This must be a Freudian Apostrophe!

jon crowcroft

@ElleGray yes your honour, it was the bag that did it...

Spike :donor:

@ElleGray excuse me, I prefer the term "commerce meatsack"

ObsolescentSapien

@ElleGray you’re identity in a capitalist society

Colin Dunn

@ElleGray @Robbins Still, at least it wasn’t ‘bag’s’. Bag would have been so upset.

Glimmering of a Flowermob

@ElleGray as long as I don’t have i ❤️NY stamped on my forehead

Morgan

@ElleGray speak for yourself, some of us are poor! The store would label me as a trash bag probably 💖 /lh

Harold Jarche

@ElleGray
I am more than a shopping bag. I could be a whole cart!

Mark Shane Hayden

@ElleGray too much shopping does indeed turn me into a real bag I am not pleasant to go shopping with #UglyBagOfMostlyCommerce

Sean McCabe

@ElleGray I prefer to be called a 'shopping bucket'.

UltrasonicMadness (he/him)

@ElleGray Is that what Katy Perry was singing about on Firework?

Faye

@ElleGray I’m the one with cut handles to be played with by cats.

Amgine

@ElleGray

Nonsense. I am a mobile gut biome. Not a slave of society, but of my microbes.

Trev

@ElleGray Please remember you're smoppiq baqs

Fragarach

@ElleGray

As a member of SARA (Society for the Abolition of the Redundant Apostrophe), I move for an immediate arraignment and trial of the perpetrator!

Dr. Amy, Psy.D.

@ElleGray Some days you’re the shopping bag, some days you’re the shopping cart

Kim Possible

@ElleGray this is such a great post. I about died laughing at the pop-up, tho:

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@ElleGray Who are they calling 'Shopping Bags'?

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