@EUCommission @daedalus and thus charging was forever frozen in time from then on, preventing 48 volt 100 amp charging for phones needed to prevent the glipglorkak invasion in 2312 and dooming humanity to a life of servitude mining dilorium spheres on taxicly prime for a thousand years.
@nobletrout @EUCommission I, for one, welcome our new glipglorkak overlords…