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@vantablack A friend sent me a screenshot last night of someone complaining about the doors flying open at highway speeds. This thing is just a perfect storm of terrible design combined with terrible manufacturing quality, and I'm kind of loving the Muskrat cultists getting what's coming to them. @ALWETP @vantablack I'm glad that this vehicle that endangers everyone else on or near a road also endangers those inside it @iampytest1 why shouldn't i wish harm on people who endanger other drivers, pedestrians, cyclists, etc with their stupid choices? same for the other grotesque pickups. it's not like my my complaining on the internet has any real world impact @iampytest1 frankly, i don't care. i'm not wasting my empathy on rich idiots who make stupid decisions and their families @iampytest1 i stand by what i said, your tone policing is tiresome @jiub I apologize; you are correct that my response, regardless of it's validity, was tone policing. Tesla Full Self-Driving coming to Cybertruck and maybe Europe and China / The companyโs advanced driver-assist system will launch on Cybertruck this month. Meanwhile, Tesla says it expects the software to be approved in Europe and China early next year. @Sh4d0w_H34rt @vantablack Last I heard, they weren't street legal in Europe because they haven't been safety tested at all, and Europe has a lot more sensible regs on trucks than the US. Honestly tracks that they're planning on rolling out probably-illegal software to definitely-illegal trucks. Fuck I hate Muskrat so much. @ALWETP @Sh4d0w_H34rt @vantablack If you read closely: they expect the driver-assist to be certified, not the autonomous mode. Sone assist programs are required for a new car anyway, so so news here. @vantablack It takes a special kind of genius to make something made of stainless steel suck this much @vantablack this sounds exactly like something from a Saturday morning cartoon, you can't make this shit up :blobfoxcrylaugh: I wonder if the cybertruck was beta testing the Full Self-driving feature. Bonus points if the driver worked for the fire department. Wasn't it Elon's intention that if someone shoots at the cybertruck with an automatic bow and arrow or the cybertruck hits a hydrant, the hydrant will catch fire and not the cybertruck? "Musk was in his Cybertruck at the time. He did not survive." ๐ผ Do I win a free cruller or something if the judges like it? |
@vantablack ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ fuck Tesla forever