@Alice wtf do you have against sandwiches?

@Alice Sounds like you're going on a wich hunt.

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That hardly seems fair. Most of them are eating a sandwich to annoying music and dancing.

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And listen to them eating it 👎

@Alice And surprise! I am not fat anymore from eating 50 sandwiches per sitting! It was a social experiment. Now watch my skinny ass eat this sandwich.

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Painfully true.

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I'm over here watching a bunch of towns burn down due to out of control wildfires.

It makes me nostalgic for the boring posts about whats for lunch.

@Alice somehow, theweekly called this in 2001

@Alice in a decade you will not just be able to smell that sand which you will taste it and feel it slide down her throat and slash into stomach acid and feel deep down the peristaltic action of transference into her jejunum as the sandwich becomes one with you being one with her in the premium content that is eating my sandwich (now with 50% less mayo)

@Alice There was an account I followed early on that every now and then would retweet like 100 tweets from different people saying “Eating toast” or some small variation thereof. Like most comedy, repetition was the key.

@Alice And watching people reacting to watching people eating sandwiches.

@Alice I don’t get people here bashing TikTok. Don’t use it if you don’t like it. And if you do use it, what you’ll see is based on an algorithm that’s picked up on what’s kept your attention previously. Really folks. You’re telling on yourselves and making yourselves look foolish.