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@TheBreadmonkey this is me writing from beyond the grave to say I'm deceased after seeing a UX fail that bad, though in fact maybe not since I just clicked the Myself button ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ @TheBreadmonkey But it's good to see that North Carolina provides public services for ghosts and zombies. @Nichelle @TheBreadmonkey Some fantasy comedic horror author needs to work this into one of their books!  @TheBreadmonkey They're prepared for zombies to request their documents. I support a county register who stands against anti-undead discrimination! ๐  @TranshumanBlues @TheBreadmonkey Wouldnโt a zombie need an undeath certificate?  @TheBreadmonkey We all know that that type of person who is so organized that they would take care of this themselves.  @TheBreadmonkey I'm so disappointed in him. Not only this, but he allows our power company (PG&E) to mercilessly victimize Californians with exorbitant prices for power. F**k that guy.  Mecklenburg County NC, where the city of Charlotte is located. It's a real screenshot. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/request-death-certificate-for-myself/ Not sure if this is related: @TheBreadmonkey (insert Monty Python "Iโm not dead yet!" gif here.)  @TheBreadmonkey the real answer has got to be "we reused the birth cert code", but I wonder how many times -- not many but maybe not zero -- someone was falsely certified as dead (like in a mixup with a deceased person with the same name, say) and has had to fix it @rf @TheBreadmonkey "missing, presumed dead" is a thing, yeah - and something that's ultimately legal in a way that actively faking your death usually isn't so much  @rf @TheBreadmonkey I don't think many people register their own births either to be honest. @TheBreadmonkey very practical for when you want to fake your own death!
   @TheBreadmonkey Yes! I'd like to pre-order a copy, so I can be one of the first to read it when it comes out.  "This is the story of my life, I type it as I sit here filling out my own death certificate; my final act if defiance in a cold cruel world. But the story really starts when the baby at the glass corn and I didnt stop it..." @HoustonDog @TheBreadmonkey Come on. Itโs 2024, you must know itโs not so binary. Whereโs the undead, unsure and other options? :) @indigoprime @TheBreadmonkey @HoustonDog @TheBreadmonkey oh my God, I hadnโt considered that. I canโt imagine what level of bureaucratic hell that is @indigoprime @TheBreadmonkey  For clairvoyants that like to plan ahead. I mean, if you know you're gonna die next Tuesday get ahead and don't leave your family extra paperwork. Or is this for mob informants that need to neatly close out their old lives before entering the witness relocation program?   @TheBreadmonkey I'm still trying to decide if I can just go ahead and send my mom's death certificate with the application for the life insurance they're all trying to sell her like 20 years late. I'll take free money, sure.   @TheBreadmonkey When you copy the code from your Online Birth Certificate Request and just do a find and replace to change "Birth" to "Death." @TheBreadmonkey  @MugsysRapSheet @TheBreadmonkey I can see it now ... the crowd roars ... thunderous applause ... they rise to their feet as one ... So help me gawd these muthafuckas are stone crazy. In what universe does the deceased request a copy of their death certificate? And WHY? @TheBreadmonkey @TheBreadmonkey That one gif of Nathan Fillion doing the hand motion of "um actually" as his Firefly character. @TheBreadmonkey where is this from please? I have seen things like it but not this one and itโs wonderful.  @TheBreadmonkey if you click myself, it takes you to the suicide hotline Govt synergy!  @TheBreadmonkey So sad they removed it. What if there are tax reasons to be dead for a year or so? Actually I testet my tax return (Germany) today and and one option was the date of my death. โ ๏ธ    @TheBreadmonkey It's like the lawyer commercials that start off with "if you or someone else has died." Putting aside the bad grammar ("you has died?") I guess apparently a lot of zombies contact lawyers?    "If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine." still has to apply for a death certificate.  @TheBreadmonkey @arrjay The worst part of faking your own death? The paperwork. ๐ซ     @TheBreadmonkey @TheBreadmonkey Can confirm I have seen this before. They are using some plugin software that logically makes no sense in this situation. The dead voter wants their birth certificate back.  @TheBreadmonkey That's a proper usage of edge cases. If one was issued for you in error you can still find it. Happens not infrequently. @TheBreadmonkey "Someone else" appears to be a drop down, does it just contain a list of everyone?   @TheBreadmonkey I feel like filling that form in sometimes - maybe theyโre legislatively required to cater to death fakers (like the Australian Taxation Office [used to only?] have to allow thieves to lodge tax returns with their ill-gotten gains and claims for crowbars as business expenses! (yes, they really did used to have to, I suspect thatโs changed now with cross-departmental reporting).  @TheBreadmonkey dafuq? - But hey, convenient for people seeking #Renouncement of #Citizenship by virtue of #Death... @TheBreadmonkey Well, um โฆ I like that thereโs a different process for that first situation. @TheBreadmonkey what's in the little drop down for someone else? Surely 'someone else' isn't a multiple choice answer....also the genius who decided to include 'myself' as an option, you just know he does nothing but shit post all day. This made me laugh Ben. I have just left Toxic Twitter, Following you any chance of a Follow back?   Oh sorry - did I include you by mistake. I didn't mean to. THIS IS A JOKE! BANTZ ALERT! ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ (I'm so sorry - I cannot apologise enough) @TheBreadmonkey @DJDarren @lyndamerry484 laugh it up, he didn't tag me. Bastard @Tattooed_Mummy @DJDarren @lyndamerry484 Dunno what you're talking about - you were literally the first one..... @Tattooed_Mummy @DJDarren @lyndamerry484 Poor Lynda is going to come back to her notifications being absolutely wrecked @TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy @DJDarren Uuuummm, why would I be wrecked when I got back to my Notifications Ben? @TheBreadmonkey @lyndamerry484 @fkamiah17 @JackTheCat @purplepadma Thanks! Was thinking I needed a timeline infusion and then right there you left it at my doorstep. @TheBreadmonkey Are you saying some of us ENJOY constantly responding, she said menacingly... I'd add @mikako6 to your short list, as she is lovely, shares great stuff. Also, @CoachMark is supportive, interesting, and probably head coach (the good kind) for beige party. @mtechman Very kind of you, Melissa - I appreciate all you bring to the Fediverse as well. @CoachMark @TheBreadmonkey @mikako6 So grateful for how you all make this place more welcoming, and positive. I left Twitter in a hurry (trolls, Musk, ugh) and didn't know how this would feel... @CoachMark @mtechman @TheBreadmonkey It's been two years since I left Twitter. @mikako6 @mtechman @TheBreadmonkey Yes - a much better place with the ability to control one's social media experience at a much greater level. Happy Friday to all of you. :ablobwave: @TheBreadmonkey @lyndamerry484 @eclectech @handmade_ghost ๐ All the cool people should know all the other cool people ๐ฅฐ @fkamiah17 I still haven't got used to that cool thing yet.  @fkamiah17 @TheBreadmonkey @lyndamerry484 @eclectech @Greenseer @TwoClownsEating @BashStKid @Wen @harriettmb @helenclayton @RosePuckey @handmade_ghost @ColesStreetPothole @Heliograph @KateCelyn @Roadwarrior29 Hey Mia ๐ค๐ฅฐ Thanks for adding me to this amazing bunch of peeps ! ๐๐ซถ๐ฟ๏ธ๐     |
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