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America: This is our Prime Minister winning his seat in parliament

A photo of Keir Starmer winning his seat in parliament. He is pictured with a bloke in a huge, novelty hat and someone dressed as Elmo from Sesame Street.
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I’m Tired And Everything Hurts

I cannot express clearly enough, genuinely, with no sarcasm, how normal this is.

Mendie :v_dgirl:

@guffo

For two seconds yesterday as I was watching South Swindon announce, I confused Buckland with Buckethead.

Even so, a Yankee like me, should probably not need to know about that in the least.

Mendie :v_dgirl:

@guffo

I couldn't tag you. So I'll copy paste.

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Not even sure what to call this.

Apparently the political parties have, like block print, basic bold single color logos. Almost akin to Wingdings.

Labour has... A rose? Conservatives have like a big tree?

A yellow dart arrow? A cog wheel? A bigger fatter arrow?

Is there a directory of these icons in use tonight? Perhaps with a synopsis of each party?

As a Yankee, I can appreciate more than a two party system. But, when do we approach too many parties?

@guffo

I couldn't tag you. So I'll copy paste.

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Not even sure what to call this.

Apparently the political parties have, like block print, basic bold single color logos. Almost akin to Wingdings.

Labour has... A rose? Conservatives have like a big tree?

A yellow dart arrow? A cog wheel? A bigger fatter arrow?

I’m Tired And Everything Hurts

@Mendie_Taoma I’ll have a look to see if I can find anything when I get home

Matthew Walton

@Mendie_Taoma @guffo the Conservatives switched to a big painterly oak tree some years ago when they attempted to rebrand themselves as environmentally responsible.

Reform UK is a big arrow, alternatively it's a house lying on its side, tired of their unrelenting crap. I find it distracting at the roadside.

Labour is a rose, a very old symbol for various things in the UK.

Liberal Democrats use a stylised dove in flight.

The Green Party is the Earth as the centre of a sunflower.

:blahaj: Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑

@Mendie_Taoma @guffo how it works here (Sweden) is that anyone registering a party can run, but only parties getting more than 4% country wide get a seat in parliament. As for symbols we are very similar to the UK.

theVedek (Kirsten)

@WhyNotZoidberg @Mendie_Taoma @guffo almost the same here (Gernany). Parties have to get more than 5 % of the votes to get into Bundestag.

Mg. Jepyang 🧝‍♀️ :heart_sp_bi:

@guffo i only wish american politics would take itself this seriously

Gareth Kitchen
@guffo Thanks for the alt text. But I need to point out it would misleading to say that Keir Starmer is on the left. I suppose it would be just as mis-leading to say that Elmo is on the far-right.
Mendie :v_dgirl:

@guffo

Also we have one candidate that I think approaches the level of eccentric you are speaking to.

I've seen Vermin Supreme and Lord Buckethead in the same picture, so they've met each other.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_S

Odradek

@guffo still team lordprotector larry, but ok with prime minister elmo

Mx Amber Alex

@guffo ghastly suit. Lapels too narrow, gorge too small and too high, an amount of contrast not flattering his face, tie too bright and shiny... the textbook example of a poorly dressed (aren't they all?) politician.

At least the suit isn't black.

Ben from CDS

@guffo Jamiroquai is looking his age, huh?

Phil Smith

@guffo
If this was America we’d have to be worried that Elmo’s supporters would attack the place en masse and steal the lectern…

priryo

@guffo
Biden is unfazed by this sight.

glutto

@guffo
I always thought the one episode of Blackadder with the election was mostly comedy. Turns out the joke is on me! This is far more interesting than the US election. It actually brings a smile.

Matthew Walton

@guffo seeing then-PM Rishi Sunak standing waiting for the results alongside a ventriloquist (with puppet) and Count Binface reminds me of the good that's in our electoral system.

BoneHouseWasps 🔶

@guffo Just sent my American family Binface's General Election Results speech.

(Sorry about the Xitter link - only place I can find it)

x.com/CountBinface/status/1809

Greg Dance

@guffo

And we thought we had just voted the clowns out from Clowning Street!

Martin Christopher

@guffo America is a farce of a system of government.

The UK is a parody.

Martin Christopher

@guffo And now we are awaiting the ritual of a guy in a fantasy costume and a magic wand getting a door slammed ceremonially in his face.

Zeewater

@guffo Amused and confused as to what Elmo is doing there 😂

OddOpinions5

@guffo

Is this the same Starner who seems to think Brexit is still a good idea ?

don't confuse form with function

Andrew 🄵 Lyons

@guffo These kinds of scenes are one of the things I especially enjoy about British politics. No matter who you are, you're only a few feet away of someone taking the absolute piss.

Pablo Martini

@guffo and the winner of the vote & recipient of a fresh donation of just £500,000 is Stir Keith "the kid" Starver!
Who polled 600,000 votes less than Corbyn in GE2019 showing he's a bigger fecker or is it failure that's 80p per lost vote?

Theriac

@guffo@topspicy.social

TLDR;
fat headed lawyer who will say he loves you to get a vote ousts petite billionaire who called a snap election so he could go off to challenge Musk to a VC off in the US but won his local election and now has to serve as a petite opposition seat warmer in Westminster.

FuzzFace ☢️ :clippy:

@guffo Given what we have here in the USA, you have every right to be proud.

Bill's in the shop for repairs

@guffo I'm pretty sure that bloke is a hospital #clown! Anyone out there know who that was and why?

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