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For people attracted to men: Are hands a sexy body part? Not what can be done with hands -- just their aesthetic appearance. Anonymous poll
Poll
Yes
111
35.1%
No
42
13.3%
Show results
316 people voted. 163
51.6%
Voting ended 17 June at 12:42. 27 comments
This is blowing my mind. I feel like I'm in a room of people asked what's sexy and everyone says "inside of the elbow" and I snort laugh only to look up and see everyone is nodding their heads and licking their lips. @syklemil @ZachWeinersmith Depends on whether the glove has tasteful cutouts to reveal a well-turned knuckle.  @ZachWeinersmith maybe mittens would work better. Gloves seem too much like lingerie given these stats.  @ZachWeinersmith It's not just girls. :) And...I hate to tell you this, but depending on what kind of gloves they are this could get you more rather than less attention. :D @ZachWeinersmith that's giving me flashbacks to one of your comics now https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-12-23 @ZachWeinersmith wearing latex gloves is like wearing grey sweatpants without underwear. Just yummy @ZachWeinersmith Zach Zach Zach. It’ll be ok. Attraction is such a strange thing, take it from a trans woman. Understanding one’s own attraction to others is like mapping one’s own brain via echolocation. @ZachWeinersmith same for women hands... I noticed that the hand is an exact representation of the body, how strongor flabby, slender, or wrinkled it is... @ZachWeinersmith asked @wifey and she said "yes" and now I'm totally in the same boat as you are 🤯 @ZachWeinersmith Wait, you do not find the inside of the elbow sexy? Who's the weirdo here eh? @ZachWeinersmith @ZachWeinersmith That sentence is fucking cursed and I regret everything.  @GrayGooGirl @ZachWeinersmith I think that's less of the hands themselves but what they represent: they have a job/hobby that requires their hands to be used a lot. Before you get any worse ideas, here's a partial list to pull you away from that train of thought: painting buildings, construction, welding, logging, mining, working on an oil rig, hunting, etc  @GrayGooGirl @ZachWeinersmith Wait, my bloody hand arthritis is a feature? (Ok, bit too rough) @ZachWeinersmith And there’s nothing worse than a man with dirty hands Also, while I don’t have a particular fetish for feet, ugly feet are SUCH a turn off. Take care of your feet - trim your toenails, file your heels and calluses, moisturize, remove dead skin. Go get a sport pedi every once in a while. Your feet are going to look good. @catzilla @ZachWeinersmith Yeah, I guess if men don't have to take up make up as a hobby, there has to be something to replace that. @ZachWeinersmith HAH! I distinctly remember having a similar conversation way back in 4th grade where I answered "what do you think your best feature is?" With "my hands, I guess." The girl that asked seemed pretty surprised, then thoughtful. I've thought of them as my best feature ever since, and the smug vindication levels in the TrOuthouse this morning are at 90% and rising  @ZachWeinersmith it's probably not exactly the same, but my mother one told us that one the reasons she married other father rather another suitor she has were his string and manly forearms  @ZachWeinersmith Don't ask the question if you don't want to know the answer. @ZachWeinersmith based on this poll it seems like most of your audience are attracted to... statistics  |
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@ZachWeinersmith I’m not attracted to men but that’s a very interesting question …