@ZachWeinersmith maybe mittens would work better. Gloves seem too much like lingerie given these stats.

@ZachWeinersmith It's not just girls. :)

And...I hate to tell you this, but depending on what kind of gloves they are this could get you more rather than less attention. :D

@ZachWeinersmith that's giving me flashbacks to one of your comics now https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-12-23

@ZachWeinersmith wearing latex gloves is like wearing grey sweatpants without underwear. Just yummy

@ZachWeinersmith that explains jim steinman

@ZachWeinersmith Zach Zach Zach. It’ll be ok. Attraction is such a strange thing, take it from a trans woman. Understanding one’s own attraction to others is like mapping one’s own brain via echolocation.