@darius Now I just need a tool to crosspost translated forms of my posts here.

Reminds me of NaNoWriMo obfuscation, from back when you had to paste your full text into the site. People worried about NoNoWriMo stealing their novels would replace every character with the letter "n" so you'd still get an accurate wordcount, but without any content. I added that as an export option when I coded a novel editor last year.