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FeralRobots

@laurenshof
It's like they sat down & brainstormed ways to help Microsoft Recall look sane & reasonable by comparison to Google.

Markgg42

@laurenshof

How am I supposed to use that calculation to work out how many sisters I have? Part of the calculation requires that I already know the answer.

Can't see anything else wrong with it :blobcatthink:

mvu

@markgg42 @laurenshof no no, you've misunderstood the math -- to find how many sisters you have, you have someone else do the math with the number of brothers / sisters *they* have.

Due to statistical sibling entanglement this should yield the correct number of your own sisters (within an acceptable margin of error)

FeralRobots

@mvu @markgg42 @laurenshof
...where that range of error is two orders of magnitude.😆

mvu

@FeralRobots @markgg42 @laurenshof No, the person who asked this question likely had between 679.8 and 680.2 sisters. The math checks out (assuming the other person did in fact have 5 courses, the answer is vague on that, which is a little disappointing)

FeralRobots

@mvu @markgg42 @laurenshof
right, but if *I* were to ask the question & the other numbers held constant, the answer would be off by 679 sisters. Though I suppose that's just "error", not a statistical margin of error - probably I should have between 678.8 and 679.2 more sisters. If so mom* was definitely hiding something.
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*I'm assuming full sisters, but maybe I shouldn't?

mvu

@FeralRobots @markgg42 @laurenshof but you would theoretically ask someone *else* about about their sibling situation to get your numbers.

For example, of you asked *me* (someone with 0 sisters, -1.49 brothers, and 5 courses) you will find that the algorithm gives the expected result!

FeralRobots

@mvu @markgg42 @laurenshof
ok yes that WAS obvious & well now I just feel silly.😔
(wait, what do we do with the courses again?)
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Donswelt

@laurenshof This is some funny Monty Python stuff.

Carson Hill

@laurenshof

I had no idea that I had that many sisters.

Underten Over

@laurenshof that makes a lot of sense ... so how many sisters do I actually have. I always thought it was zero, but maybe I wasn't calculating it right.

FeralRobots

@discgolf @laurenshof
I also never realized that the number of sisters one has varies with the person to whom one is speaking.

elilla&, tactical travesti

@laurenshof my favourite is the one that instructs people who want to clean their washing machines, to fill their laundryroom with homemade chlorine gas

jfml ✨ Jonas Laugs

@elilla @laurenshof After that they can use non-toxic glue in their tomato sauce so the cheese doesn't slide off their pizza* 👌 (another perfectly reasonable and safe tip by Reddot/Google-AI)

*It's wild to me that this is a problem people have ...

lucasmz ∞

@elilla @laurenshof someone is gonna die for this, and news won't talk about it like they do for things usually (screaming about a non issue) (it is in this case a true issue)

Darrin West

@laurenshof This may actually work for ants in a colony. Ask any sister.

⠠⠵ avuko

@laurenshof now starts the real challenge: what was the original source of this … shall we be kind and call it “calculation”?

My bets are maybe a mangled combination of this doc (includes “brothers”, “sisters” and calculations written out including numbers): files.eric.ed.gov/fulltext/ED0

Maybe in combination with something like: slideplayer.com/slide/9871551/

But if someone finds a word-for-word copied source, that would be even more awesome.

Konstantin Taletskiy :aaaa:

@avuko @laurenshof I found the source: its pretty much verbatim copied from this Math Stackexchange question math.stackexchange.com/questio It look like some sort of puzzle maybe? Regardless, Google completely ignores any context and treats anything remotely similar to the use question as a perfect source of truth. Insane!

Sean Murthy

@laurenshof Funny and sad.

BTW how are people getting these answers? By just searching at google dot com?

When I do that, I don't see any result labeled "AI Overview" in the All tab.

Maybe a good thing, but I'm just curious.

Andreas K

@smurthys @laurenshof
As a guess, it's not yet deployed in all countries to 100% users.

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