@healyn

Them: I heard he’s sleeping with his Ex again.

Me: Which one this time?

Them: No, not like that. His Excel file.

Me: What.

Them: Weird, right? But he’s been doing Numbers ever since he got those fancy goggles, so this tracks.

Me: …

Them: Yeah, apparently it all started on the pivot tabl-

Me: Stahp!