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i see a lot of people making fun of the new Apple goggles, but if it allows me to finally fuck an Excel file, there's no amount i won't spend

Like 9 Jun 2023 at 0:54 | Open on mastodon.social

13 comments

Mr. Q The Pizza Demon

@healyn watch out for those sharp edges

9 Jun 2023 at 0:55 | Open on laserdisc.party

healyn

@radicalrobit thanks, i'll figure it out

9 Jun 2023 at 1:00 | Open on mastodon.social

Zack

@healyn they’re really counting on third party apps to pick up the slack here

9 Jun 2023 at 1:01 | Open on butts.team

Dressed to Oppress

@healyn first tinky winky and now this

9 Jun 2023 at 1:04 | Open on nitecrew.rip

healyn

@DMX i know it's a good toot if you're calling me out

9 Jun 2023 at 1:04 | Open on mastodon.social

marnanel

@healyn a tiger in the sheets

9 Jun 2023 at 1:10 | Open on queer.party

@healyn …uhhh

…will Clippy be present?

9 Jun 2023 at 1:15 | Open on mastodon.social

healyn

@waterluvian "If you wanna cuck Clippy, the world is your oyster"

-Tim Cook

9 Jun 2023 at 1:17 | Open on mastodon.social

Looks like you’re spreading the sheets! Can I help?

No. No, you can stand there and think about how this came to pass.

9 Jun 2023 at 1:20 | Open on mastodon.social

Michael McCarthy

Them: I heard he’s sleeping with his Ex again.

Me: Which one this time?

Them: No, not like that. His Excel file.

Me: What.

Them: Weird, right? But he’s been doing Numbers ever since he got those fancy goggles, so this tracks.

Me: …

Them: Yeah, apparently it all started on the pivot tabl-

Me: Stahp!

24 Jun 2023 at 17:30 | Open on fosstodon.org

froggy

@healyn strap in, i'm gonna take this baby all the way to column AAAAAA

17 Jul 2023 at 21:28 | Open on jorts.horse

Max

@healyn Looks like your post is doing the numbers

26 Dec 2023 at 19:59 | Open on hachyderm.io

@healyn Mild in the streets, wild in the sheets

of my Excel workbook.

8 February at 4:26 | Open on mastodon.social