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schratze

@anarchiv it's not like they had to charge the washing machine, which is already the most bawdy household appliance, with any more sexual energy

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Souvlaki Space Station ๐Ÿ›ธ

@schratze Schratze's Washing Machine Takes: A Whole Thing

schratze

@anarchiv it's the only device that has implements as a vibrator AND a bondage rack

Souvlaki Space Station ๐Ÿ›ธ

@schratze I never really understood how the latter is supposed to work but I trust your expertise, and that of the porn industry

Eve, Appropriately festive Vulcan

@schratze @anarchiv AND once you're done it can help remove any stains!

Eve, Appropriately festive Vulcan

@schratze @anarchiv Mind you, all of the above might also apply to a hoover, with the added bonuses of portability and possibly a face

Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET

@schratze @anarchiv 'bondage rack' wait how? like an over under? i mean idk if those things are really built or mounted for that kind of moment load but i guess i can sorta see it, if it isn't that then i definitely have no idea

schratze

@alexis @anarchiv yeah no I'm actually just talking about the obnoxious porn trope

Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET

@schratze @anarchiv one more thing for the list of "e621 recognizes this as a genre/furries actually understand what's hot about it and how to do it without anyone's feelings ending up hurt"

it is a long list. straight people just don't know how to live

Souvlaki Space Station ๐Ÿ›ธ

@alexis @schratze those are a lot of words for saying "I have weird fetishes and I'm going to make everyone suffer"

Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET

@anarchiv @schratze hey, don't look at me. i'm not the one who invented the *checks notes* "stuck in washing machine" genre

Discontinued Plopper

@schratze @anarchiv
do danish washing machines do mixed loads?

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