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@anarchiv it's the only device that has implements as a vibrator AND a bondage rack

Like 6 May at 18:36 | Wall-to-wall | Open on todon.nl

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Souvlaki Space Station 🛸

lewd

@schratze I never really understood how the latter is supposed to work but I trust your expertise, and that of the porn industry

6 May at 18:51 | Open on todon.nl

Eve, Appropriately festive Vulcan

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@schratze @anarchiv AND once you're done it can help remove any stains!

6 May at 19:34 | Open on lgbt.io

Eve, Appropriately festive Vulcan

re: lewd

@schratze @anarchiv Mind you, all of the above might also apply to a hoover, with the added bonuses of portability and possibly a face

6 May at 19:37 | Open on lgbt.io

Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET

lewd, serious question

@schratze @anarchiv 'bondage rack' wait how? like an over under? i mean idk if those things are really built or mounted for that kind of moment load but i guess i can sorta see it, if it isn't that then i definitely have no idea

6 May at 20:13 | Open on tilde.zone

schratze

lewd, serious question

@alexis @anarchiv yeah no I'm actually just talking about the obnoxious porn trope

6 May at 20:14 | Open on todon.nl

Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET

lewd, serious question

@schratze @anarchiv one more thing for the list of "e621 recognizes this as a genre/furries actually understand what's hot about it and how to do it without anyone's feelings ending up hurt"

it is a long list. straight people just don't know how to live

6 May at 20:20 | Open on tilde.zone

Souvlaki Space Station 🛸

lewd, serious question

@alexis @schratze those are a lot of words for saying "I have weird fetishes and I'm going to make everyone suffer"