Gregory's Serverme, an empath, sensing that my prime membership is ending soon
sam henri gold
13 comments
 
Chris Coleman
@samhenrigold Are you telling me you don’t want to subscribe and save on HDMI adapters? Don’t forget to press the coupon button!
Andre
@samhenrigold did anyone tell you that your prime membership will expire on May 24, 2024? Because your prime membership will expire on May 24, 2024. 
Geffrey van der Bos
@samhenrigold We should write up this page as a “sale script” and see how mental it really is. let’s see if we can get ChatGPT on this. 🫡 
Tyler Hillsman
@samhenrigold Heaven forbid you breathe near the Apple TV remote touchpad when watching anything in the Prime Video app. 
Chris Wu :toucan:
@samhenrigold have you noticed that the share button is a completely different symbol on the iOS version versus the iPadOS version? 🫠
Chris Wu :toucan:
@samhenrigold for years I thought there was no share button on the iPad app. I finally realized it’s this thing. The iOS version uses a standard share symbol. 
Michael Kinder
@samhenrigold Tell me about it! I moved to Walmart+ because it's the only way I can get packages with 1-day shipping (Amazon stopped doing that and 2-day shipping for my area), and I cancelled Amazon Prime, except I still kept getting charged. Turns out they make you go through like 15 different pages before it gets fully cancelled. Apparently I missed one of them, so it didn't actually get cancelled. 
J. Blake
@samhenrigold I accidentally signed up for Prime once due to the hostility. I try to avoid shopping with them now. 
Григорий Клюшников
YOUR AMAZON PRIME MEMBERSHIP WILL END ON MAY 24, 2024 |
of all the big tech companies, amazon has far and away the worst and most hostile UX. constant upsells, dark patterns, total roach motel trying to delete your account or unsubscribe from prime, the app is clunky, recommendations are awful, visual design is cluttered.