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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Please make sure the nutritional needs of your printer are being met, and plenty of floor time is given.

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HollieK

@catsalad Is the printer connected to the fridge via the Internet of Things?

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

@HollieK72 The printer and fridge are in a polycule with grandma's hearing aide

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Enrichment activities with cats helps with your printer's sense of wellbeing, and gives it purpose outside of work...
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Teapot Ben

@catsalad the printers that like mayonnaise are fine, but the ones that insist on authentic HP sauce are very demanding!

(This toot probably doesn't work as well if HP sauce isn't known outside the UK)

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

@teapot_ben Those aren't printers but their parasitic cousins, the shrinters...

Michaela Sue

@teapot_ben @catsalad The Agilent Sauce just isn't as good as the original HP Sauce!

blausand 🐟

On top, they only sell Vinegar bundled with olive oil, so being thrifty on oil won't save you a dime since - as everybody knows - they clandestinely waste the vinegar in orgiastic nightly printer self tests.

@toxy @catsalad

Ben Montour

@catsalad at least it’s smart enough to not like miracle whip.

math blasterson

@catsalad I realize this was a popular joke in its day, and there are probably a dozen VGA camera phone shots just like this one, but...

I swear I took this picture.

Alan Miller :verified_paw:

@catsalad I had a whole directory full of snippets like this. It's a simple PJL command, but I'm not sure how many printers even still have this kind of minimal display.

Anyia 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

@catsalad oh I'd completely forgotten the mischief we got up to with the printer displays back in school 😂

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