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 Infamous interior re-decorator and shouty potato Doots is excited for you on this blessed #Dootsday as we start Round 2 of March Madness: Dootstravaganza! Vote for the name of the town you would most want to live in, of which Doots would be the mayor! Will we ride bikes through tree-lined streets on our way to the boulangerie? Will we stroll across cobblestones in the town square licking cheese-flavored gelato? Either way, there will be cats, and lots of snuggles! đ„° 25 comments
I am having a very hard time tryna figure out how to organize this Doots March Madness bracket in a way that is fair and also fun & exciting. Do I pit B-endings (ie, Dootsbury) and H-endings (ie, Dootsheim) against each other, respectively, first? Do I pit towns that won their poll w/a majority against those that won w/a mere plurality first? I canât wrap my head around it; the #ADHD bees in my head are resisting. I donât know what yâall expect from someone who gets syrup on their pants. đ Ok thanks to the (generic) Adderall kicking in, I figured it out! Hooray for (prescription) drugs! :scremcat: Itâs Day 2 of Round 2 of March Madness: Dootsamonium! We've separated the real celebrities from the influencers, so now it's time to start making the tough choices. Vote for the name of the town you would most want to live in, of which Doots would be the mayor! Doots is my very dapper-looking cat. See #DootsToots to behold his beauty. Mute the hashtag if you don't care to see these polls. *More polls coming; the winner of each will advance to Round 3, so be sure to vote in every poll! Itâs Day 2 of Round 2 of March Madness: Dootsamonium! We've separated the Taylors from the Ovations, so now it's time to start making the tough choices. Vote for the name of the town you would most want to live in, of which Doots would be the mayor! Doots is my very dapper-looking cat. See #DootsToots to behold his beauty. Mute the hashtag if you don't care to see these polls. *More polls coming; the winner of each will advance to Round 3, so be sure to vote in every poll! Itâs Day 2 of Round 2 of March Madness: Dootstival! We've separated the Picassos from the Prompt Engineers, so now it's time to start making the tough choices. Vote for the name of the town you would most want to live in, of which Doots would be the mayor! Doots is my very dapper-looking cat. See #DootsToots to behold his beauty. Mute the hashtag if you don't care to see these polls. *More polls coming; the winner of each will advance to Round 3, so be sure to vote in every poll! Itâs Day 2 of Round 2 of March Madness: Dootstification! We've separated the Hand Models from the Face & Body Boys, so now it's time to start making the tough choices. Vote for the name of the town you would most want to live in, of which Doots would be the mayor! Doots is my very dapper-looking cat. See #DootsToots to behold his allure. Mute the hashtag if you don't care to see these polls. *More polls coming; the winner of each will advance to Round 3, so be sure to vote in every poll! Itâs Day 3 of Round 2 of March Madness: Doots-o-rama! We've separated the diamonds from the glass, so now it's time to start making the tough choices. Vote for the name of the town you would most want to live in, of which Doots would be the mayor! Doots is my very dapper-looking cat. See #DootsToots to behold his charms. Mute the hashtag if you don't care to see these polls. *More polls coming; the winner of each will advance to Round 3, so be sure to vote in every poll! OH NO I DID A DUMB. There are FIVE winners left from Round 3 of March Madness: Doots-o-mania! How should we handle the polls going forward? A poll on my instance can be only 1-4 choices. Do I split it with one poll of 2, and one poll of three? Bring back one of the âlosersâ from Round 3 where it was a close race? Or something else? Iâm open to suggestions! Doots is judging me so hard rn. #AllCatsAreBeautiful #DootsToots #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfTheFediverse #Catstodon Welcome to Round 4 of March Madness: Dootstravaganza! We getting down to the wire now. I sort of took @pencilears suggestion and brought back a close loser from Round 3 to even things out--but I took into consideration how each loser in Round 3 fared throughout AND how their competition fared. This may frustrate some of you. But I can't please everyone, not even myself, as my #1 choice also did not make it through Round 3, & I have no way to justify letting them through. Polls forthcoming! Also this was starting to feel really complicated and stressing me out, and I had to remember THIS IS ALL JUST FOR FUN; a silly whim I had one day. Leave it to my #ADHD nature to do something spontaneous for funsies and then start placing more importance on it than is warranted once I get into it. Round 4 of March Madness: Dootstravaganza starts NOW! There will be only 2 polls of 3 choices each in this penultimate round. Tough decisions must be made. Tears may be shed, swords may be shaken. :scremcat: Vote for the name of the town you would most want to live in, of which Doots would be the mayor! Doots is my charismatic cat. See #DootsToots to behold his charm. The winner of these two polls will advance to the final round, so be sure to vote in each, and boost for more democracy! Round 4 of March Madness: Dootstravaganza LET'S GO! There will be only 2 polls of 3 choices each in this penultimate round. Tough decisions must be made. Harsh words may be spoken, jimmies may get rustled. :welp: Vote for the name of the town you would most want to live in, of which Doots would be the mayor! Doots is my dapper cat. See #DootsToots to behold his allure. The winner of these two polls will advance to the final round, so be sure to vote in each, and boost for more democracy! Weâre down to The Final Braincell er, Countdown of March Madness: Dootstravaganza! Those last two polls were so exciting, Doots almost wet his pants!* :AAAAAA: Now itâs time to decide once and for all the name of the town where we will live happily ever after with Doots as our beloved Mayor! Doots is my handsome cat. See #DootsToots to behold his charm. Make your voice heard! Please vote and boost! For Doots & Democracy! :catPOWER: :catjam: :scremcat: *j/k Doots doesnât wear pants As you can see, Doots can barely contain his excitement. Will he rule with a velvet paw, or an iron claw? #AllCatsAreBeautiful #DootsToots #Dootsday #catsofmastodon #CatsOfTheFediverse #Catstodon #CatsOfFediverse #FediCats #CatsOfActivityPub #Cats #Cat #LynxPointSiamese #OneEyedCats |
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Uh oh. I just realized I need to make an actual March Madness-style bracket to keep track of the various Doots-inspired town names as they advance through the polls.
For me, that means busting out actual pen and paper. So Round 2 may be delayed a few hours.
Doots would be very disappointed in his PR person (me), if he wasnât so busy watching the birdies!
Happy #Dootsday haha! đč
#AllCatsAreBeautiful #DootsToots #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Catstodon #Caturday #Cats #Cat
Uh oh. I just realized I need to make an actual March Madness-style bracket to keep track of the various Doots-inspired town names as they advance through the polls.
For me, that means busting out actual pen and paper. So Round 2 may be delayed a few hours.
Doots would be very disappointed in his PR person (me), if he wasnât so busy watching the birdies!