Gregory's Server@dgar you win the internet. This is single handedly the best observation you have ever written. Favorited, boosted, bookmarked, and now I have come back to comment on it. Instead of struggling to have an acceptable life, I am just going to start role playing one, because gaming is something I know I am good at.
@Urban_Hermit
Thank you, but I didn’t write this. Sorry I don’t know who the original author is.
It’s also makes me a little sad at how popular this toot is, because these things really shouldn’t be complete fantasy.